smut, slight humor, drama || brother’s best friend!au
warnings → public indecency, dirty talk, a lot of teasing, jimin’s porn preferences, and boobs
☆ word count → 6.3k
The long time running game between you and your brother’s best friend started when you noticed his fascination with boobs—yours specifically. It was never supposed to amount to more than harmless flirting and lingering glances, but now, one year later, Jimin was ready to change that.
alternatively: Jimin and you play a game. the loser is fucked. metaphorically. literally. all the above??
→i had to split this into 2 parts rip (& in this work of fiction, jimin’s penis isn’t a jelly bean) happy 3 months !!
She escaped with her family to Ethiopia where she grew up as a refugee. In 1998 Nykhor moved to the United States. She lived in Nebraska at age 14 where she was scouted and started to model full time at age 17
Based in New York, she has modelled for Vivienne Westwood, Rick Owens, Louis Vuitton, Balenciaga, Rick Owens and more
Has been in several Fashion Weeks like in New Yok and through Europe
Has faced institutionalized discrimination from casting agents, designers, hair stylists, and makeup artists which is why she fights fr equality in the fashion industry
In 2015, she made a post on Instagram calling out the racism and discrimination in the fashion industry to black models
She is an active activist on the civil war on Sudan and the effects it had on the people. She wants to make a difference and teach young people to move forward from the progress.
The only sentinel in my whole Army. A veteran of forty games. And has been Shot to Swiss cheese, Blown apart, Pumped full of Bolter shells, hacked apart by energy weapons, Seared with Melta, Scorched with fire. And knocked around with grav Weapons.
Yet it is always a trustworthy instrument.
So I decided to really weather it and make it suit its history,
Meet “Lovely Hunk o’ Junk.”
A sentinel with a history as rich as my army’s own.
And more kills and pilots than I can remember.
Can you do a scenario on what kind of dads they would be pretty please?!
you got it anon!
“hi hungry, i’m dad” “pls dad i’m so hungry” “……………….. hi so hungry, i’m dad”
drives around a minivan
dad jeans swag
those ahjusshi jokes he makes?? oh buddy they’ve upgraded
literally every sentence out of his mouth is a pun
groans only fuel him
makes him more powerful, the daddest dad
for the first 3 years of his kids life he always was holding them in some way, their feet have never touched the ground
always packs their lunch for school
stress bought all the baby stuff very early on in the pregnancy
cried when he held his kid for the first time (*sobbing* i love you so so so much and your cheeks were so chubby and there’s no baby more beautiful than you ever)
cried harder when he saw their little feet
lots of kisses
falls asleep a lot with them in his arms bc he doesn’t want to let them go
hundo p took off work to be with his child 24/7
vows to never return to work bc this little ball of sunshine is his LIFE
found out that his kid really really likes the monkey magic song so the other apartments can hear kim jonghyun just passionately belting out MONKEY MONKEY MAGIC MONKEY MAGIC MONKEY MONKEY MAGIC MONKEY MAGIC MONKEY MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY at all times
can braid really well
super supportive but also super embarrassing (“honey??? do you want to go bra shopping??? is it time for that yet???”)
one of those people who says his kid’s age in months (minho: ”he’s two!!! just say two years old!!!”)
floods everyone’s newsfeed with pics of his kid (”seriously kibum pls stop posting their poops”)
THE pta dad
once had a smackdown with another parent for talking shit about his kid
you bet your ass he found out who it was and protected his baby. martha is banned from the pta FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!
what a fucking legend
bought so many pairs of baby socks and hats
his child is so well-dressed they were scouted as a baby model
when he hears he’s going to be a dad, babyproofs the house completely
threw out all his knives, forks, and chopsticks
he only owns spoons now
is just so amazed he just made another human
his fridge is always stocked with cartons on cartons of milk
motto: “okay but don’t tell mom”
really good at doing the airplane thing with his legs
keeps a really meticulous scrapbook and makes lots of home videos
turns the living room upside to make forts and castles
always down to play dress up and pretend, gets super into it
“you can’t name your child taemin pt. 2”
made a three inch thick baby binder with all the information he would ever need to know from newborn to early adulthood (”i just want to be READY”)
honestly was nervous at first but he’s researched literally everything he knows what to do in all situations