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WOWZA WOWEE HOOO SHIT OH GOSH THIS WAS GOOD THIS WAS VERY VERY GOOD IT’S POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS!

  • LMAO cas sniffing the waitress 
  • THE EDITING AND DIRECTING OF THIS EP IS SUPERB like i know it’s an ep directed by rich so i’m just the tiniest bit biased but the way it’s done makes me think of the old school gabe eps 
  • I AM MAKING THE GROSSEST FACE I KNOW CAS WILL BE OK BUT AW NO BABY 
  • all this archangel imagery…..i want mary to meet them……MICHAEL IS STILL IN THE DAMN CAGE…. 
  • oh no. oh. dean and cas D: 
  • …AND SUDDEN CROWLEY :D 
  • finally some juicy myth arc stuff hoooo buddy oh yessss 
  • THE LANCE!!! OF!!!! MICHAEL!!!! 
  • new demonic royalty oh shiiiiiiit!!!!! he’s just like. chill 
  • [shrill, high-pitched whining noises] 
  • I’M?????? OH CAS????? OH MY GOD :’( DEAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM TOO YA BUTT HEAD 
  • omg i bet misha hated having that black crap in his mouth 
  • dean looking cas deep in the eyes and saying “let’s go home” because WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE TOLD ALL OF THEM THEY WERE ALL LOVED 
  • I SCREECHED

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO COMIC ABOUT BECAUSE IT WAS SO GOOD IT WAS SO GOOD OH MY GOD OHHOOHOO MY GOD

THIS EPISODE GAVE ME THE GIGGLES iiiiit’s POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS

  • “dad loved this thing” LMAO THE NEGAN REFERENCE I’M CRYIN THE BAT 
  • i’m sorry that is the best–their AU dad is a megalomaniac in a zombie apocalypse 
  • THE GISHWHES REFERENCE 
  •  finally sam has a dog. wait nevermind 
  • [lucifer voice] mm. kinky. 
  • oh my god i love these awkward business demons 
  • SATAN GETS HIS OWN DOG BUT SAM DOESN’T!? 
  • the thing keeping luci from talking omg this is hilarious 
  • JOSHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ….i like this new angel ;n; (EDIT: the angel i like is the new one talking to cas! i can’t recall his name lol)
  • RIP AWK BUSINESS DEMONS 
  • the glasses! :D 
  • OHHH DEAN IS GONNA BE PIIIIISSED 
  • the green cooler has made ITS ACTION DEBUT 
  • OHHHOOOH SHIT CROWLEY OHHH THIS IS SUPER COOL “this vessel is your cage” I HAVE WANTED THIS SO BAD 
  • NO! cas! you have! a HOME! ON EARTH

i hope this means WE’RE GOING TO GET SOME OF OUR OLD ANGELS BACK

I WAS ALL UP IN A CON LAST WEEK but this week I’M BACK! it’s POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS!

  • moral of the story so far: if you’re in the woods by yourself with a bunch of couples making out, don’t go deeper into the woods by yourself. make out with your voyeur dudefriend instead 
  • how come hell gets cell service but heaven doesn't 
  • i like you, weird bearded taxidermy police man
  • [dean voice] meheheh
  • IF THAT BURGER WAS HEAVEN CAS WOULD BE HERE
  • lmao @ the weird bmol jazz music
  • “there could be a god up there” “lmao??? ok???” honestly an actual god would be easier to deal with
  • “hunting people! KILLING THEM! the family business!” people always bein more cray than the monster smh
  • THE COLT WASN’T SHOT IN SLOW MOTION
  • sam. dean. god literally wrote a series of books about you idiots.
  • goddamn dean gotta immediately go all gossipy right after a phone call

YAYAYAYAYAY CAS NEXT EP

we’re back again!! NICE!! TIME FOR SOME POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS

  • JOSH, that’s right!! i nearly forgot! 
  • well the preview images for this one already kinda spoiled it huh 
  • WHAT CAS YOU ARE SO CUTE
  • PUNCHES THE AIR !!!!!! A MIXTAPE
  • hot damn
  • does cas have his own room!?! 
  • CAS NO UGH 
  • I WANT MORE ARCHANGELS 
  • oh. caaaaAAASSSSSS 
  • DEAN WALL SLAMMED HHOOOHHHHH 
  • i…kind of want cas to steal the impaaLLLAAAAAANOOOOOO will cas EVER get to operate this machine jfc 
  • “he can’t even see straight” hehhehehhoohoohoo 
  • WHAT! that’s not joshuaAAAAWHAT NO WHAT THE HELL
  • NO DAMMIT! CAS!!!!

we were all starving for deancas and WHAT A TREASURE TROVE HOOOO GOOODDDDD

HOLY SHIT THIS EPISODE WAS GOOD! IT’S TIME FOR POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS!

  • AW NOOO WE BETTER GET TO HEAR MORE ABOUT CAS’S VIDEOGAME JUNKIE ANGEL FRIEND 
  • dean is the grumpiest bf ever omg 
  • LMAO THE CAR ARGUMENT 
  • cas so sessy ooohhhhh 
  • THE BENCH SEAT SCENE IS EVEN FUNNIER IN MOTION 
  • i like to imagine the lady vessel for cas actually has a super high pitched voice and cas just isn’t good with human vocal control
  • CAS YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH DEAN TO PROVE YOU LIKE HUMANS NOW, IT IS THE ONLY WAY 
  • sam and dean: *spend a good 20 minutes not basically almost dying but get right back to it* 
  • [DRAMATICALLY REMOVES EYEPATCH] 
  • i’m so happy that i watch spn alone because the amount of times i’ve squeaked “OHHH, CAS” is embarrassing 
  • ME, CRYING: TGEYHCGHLOVECAS THEY LOVE CAS SO MUHUHUHUUUCH

what i learned: i’m a filthy shipper but i’m not sure what else i was supposed to gain from the episode???

no cons for a while!! which means we’re BACK TO REGULAR POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS!

  • “cas almost died” :(((( 
  • sees rick worthy in the title credits n yells 
  • dean called her MARY my FEELINGS ;n; 
  • how the shit did sam get that car 
  • DEAN you WEAKLING!!! 
  • i hope the alpha vampire fucks the entire bmol UUUUUPPPPP 
  • i can’t believe dean is going to bang ketch 
  • THOSE BMOL HAVENT KILLED ANYTHING!? 
  • [loudly roots for the vampires] 
  • “GET. OFF. MY. LAWN” YAASSSS SLAYYYY 
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOO 
  • [pouts and whines like a 3 year old] why all my fav vamps spn, why all my fav vamps

CHUCK please descend from the sky and give everyone a firm talking-to, amen praise and bless

not a whole ton to say this week but HEY! IT AIN’T EVEN MATTER! IT’S POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS!

  • is that girl wearing short shorts and a poofy winter coat 
  • BREAKING NEWS sam is such a big ol nerd 
  • DEAN TOOK A SWIM 
  • awww, dean being a nice dad c’: 
  • mick still unlikeable: confirmed 
  •  COOL UNCLE SAM CALLIN CLAIRE OOUUUTTT 
  • IF ONLY CASDAD WAS HERE HE WOULD HELP SO MUCH HE WOULD BE SO WORRIED 
  • “that girl is a walking miracle” IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY

i’m so sad we’re gonna be deprived of cas eps for so long and we have to watch mick be a COMPLETE BUTTHOLE IN HIS WAKE NOOO

IT’S BEEN TOO LONG! but i’m not at con this weekend SO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! IT’S TIME FOR POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS

  • “YOU ASKED LUCIFER TO DRENCH YOU" 
  • lmao satan put eyeliner on 
  •  what is this music 
  • IS LUCI GONNA SING 
  • "at least i don’t look like a lumberjack" CAS FINALLY BITIN BACK 
  • dean playin a lil diddy on the guitar i love him 
  •  I??? ADORE CAS SO MUCH??? his lil "yay B(" 
  • FLUFFY CLOUD DOG IS BACK 
  • the 4 people that saved the planet from destruction can’t figure out where a rock show is 
  • ASSBUTT 
  • AUNTIE AMARA
  • *sees vince post-lucifer* i mean…he’s probably fine 
  •  CHUCK!! GET! YOUR HOLY LITTLE ASS! BACK HERE!

dean needs to use a grenade launcher PLEASE JUST GET THAT OUT OF HIS SYSTEM but also

rob recently dyed his beard again

like REALLY recently. SO MAYBE

SO I WAS ABLE TO GET IT ON MY TV BUT THE SIGNAL CUT OUT PARTIALLY THROUGHOUT. ANYWAY, HERE’RE SOME POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS!!

  • CAS AND MARY TALKIN WAS SO CUTE 
  • i know she is distressed but mary is adorable 
  • AGENT BEYONCÉ 
  • i can’t believe cas is naked, and also crowley’s “we haven’t tried to kill each other in months!!” comment
  • CAS IS A GRUMPY BALL OF MOCKING SASS 
  • “nobody talks on the phone anymore” yeah well mary ur son talks to his bf quite often actually 
  • OH SHIT ROWENAAAA!!!! GIT. IT 
  • the vfx dept got such a well-deserved raise lemme tell ya guys 
  • [MAKES HAPPY NOISES ABT ROWENA] 
  • [MAKES SAD NOISES ABT MARY]

A++ job bobo and also the previews “DO YOU KNOW GOD” i was like [raises hand and waves wildly] i do! i do! THEY DO! WHO DOESN’T

OH NO!! MID-SEASON FINALE. TINY HELLATUS. BUT UNTIL THEN, HERE’RE SOME POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS!

  • well hey luci worked a soup kitchen so that was nice of him 
  • i like how they’ve gone from staying as far away from satan to chasing him around the country 
  • LOL AWKWARD DAD TALK THE BIBLE BURNIN HIS HAND i’m sorry but i thought this was hilarious 
  • satan you are so awkward you’re just as bad as your siblings 
  •  NO!! BAD! NO SATAN SEEDS 
  • AW ROYAL FAMILY BONDING 
  • gentle deancas arm caress i’ll get what i can, when i can 
  • “do you know who we are” “…winchesters” me, out loud: “o shit" 
  • british mol get outta my gotdam eyes 
  • "oh god” “nah he left” there’s my cas. but seriously chuck get your neurotic little ass back down here. bring amara. it’ll be fun 
  • THESE ARE NOT THE DROIDS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR 
  • everyone’s hair after the big blast was on point 
  • omg the little holiday promo they showed with j2m genuinely laughing was super cute ;o; 
  • ????? 
  • 6 WEEKS 2 DAYS 10 HOURS

ok so the winchesters are finally in some sort of prison, but what happens when you run dudes like them through the system?? they’re dead

but i am excited for cas and mary to bond more!!

FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS I MIGHT HAVE A TOUGH TIME GETTING TO DO THIS, SO HERE’RE THIS WEEK’S POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS! 

  • WHY AM I JUST NOW NOTICING SAM HAS SHORT HAIR OH MY GOD NOOOOOO HE CUT LIKE 4 FEET OFF 
  • also totally unrelated but i really liked the actress’s performance at the beginning of the episode 
  • look at those HOT GRANDPA SWEATERS 
  • “we’re besties” same, dean 
  • i like how sam is looking at this lady like “man chuck would never do any of this he is way too lazy we couldn’t even get him to be nice to an actual prophet" 
  • the whip cracking noise they made during this episode felt a little too intense 
  • sam’s phone wallpaper that damn nerd. he actually had to make that himself 
  • DEEEAN UR DUMB 
  • sam u, uh, u technically were the devil but it’s fine 
  • PUT THIS GIRL IN OUR SELF-BUILT SCHOOL OF WAYWARD DAUGHTERS 
  •  if chuck is listening he’s probably like, “shit sam these people are crazy best luck to you” 
  • SAM YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD!!!! 
  • AW MARY!!!! 
  • NOOO WHAT THE HELL

SO THERE GOES A REALLY GOOD CHARACTER I WANTED TO LIVE WITH JODY but also,

GRENADE LAUNCHER

cas talking about being one of the people that loves him watching him for the rest of eternity while all the death and killing happens

why wHYYYY when dean was about to do the stabby thing didn’t he say something like “i need you” or “you can’t do this because i love you and watching you do that for centuries more would kill me slowly for all of those years to come”

LAST HELLATUS CONQUERED! IT’S THE POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS

  • omg these two little guys. i crey ;n;
  • ANOTHER BADASS LADY SHERIFF AHHH GEEZ CHITTERS AINT MESSIN 
  • THEY ARE MARRIED THE HUNTERS ARE MARRIED I AM SO HAPPY AAAA 
  • “what’s it like settling down with a hunter” dean aaaaaaa 
  • ok i hope this cute internationally-traveling hunter couple makes it 
  • omg gross stomach bug alien glowy baby gave me heebz + jeebz 
  • aw man this also gives me like 7 sads :c 
  • CUTE GAY HUNTER COUPLE HAD A HAPPY ENDING. MY TEARS ARE PURE

OK SO there was no chuck in the preview BUT METATRON WAS DEFS IN THE SAME PLACE CHUCK IS IN. 

SOON. SOON. 1 WEEK. SOON

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
THE WORLD’S GREATEST DAD MUG
HE LOVES TALL TALES. FUCKING. GABRIEL!!!!
HE IS GOD
YOU NEED GLASSES TO SEE HIM
THE BAR HE IS IN IS LIKE THE ONE FROM CHEERS
HE PREFERS BEING CALLED CHUCK
I CAN NOT BELIEVE
HE STARTED A CAT BLOG
THIS IS LITERALLY HOW I WROTE HIM
HE TURNED THE CHARMA OFF I AM YELLING. I AM YELLIN
HE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW MUSIC IS MAGIC. SWAINGELS

OHHH I WAS SO HUNGRY FOR AN EP LIKE THIS. IT’S THIS WEEK’S POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS!!

  • crowley doing actual bad guy things makes me happy but i still have that feeling he wasn’t originally a demon, u feel….. 
  • ROWENAAAA!!!! [HOWLING FROM THE SIDELINES] 
  • lmao i love how luci has literally turned himself into public enemy #1 just because he’s a jerk 
  • omfg awkward angel family meeting luci you are so grrrroooooossss 
  • OHHH DEEEAAAANN YOU–I’M–??? ;n; my destiel heart till sings to the…well not the high heavens but it definitely sings into space
  • “AUNTIE AMARA” THAT TITLE IS CANON. NICE 
  • luci is so dramatic 
  • OHHH!!! i bet misha had fun with this ooommmgggg 
  • MAAARRRKKKKK 
  • i was kind of hoping amara would be chuck but in good time i suppose 
  • caaaaaAAAAASS!! and dean!! omg! my heart is being mURDERED!!!! 
  • “apparently archangel that got the boot doesn’t count” uh jhuuhHjhahskdjGABRIEL?? HMMM?? 
  • LUCIFER GETTING TORTURED NOW hhhoooo payback is a bitch ain’t it luci B)

1 MORE FILLER…ONE MORE FILLER UNTIL WE GET CHUCK YOU GUYS

until then i am going to be ENDLESSLY WORRIED ABT CAS

NO MORE HELLATUS I AM DONE WITH IT–IT’S THIS WEEK’S SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS

  • “possible ghost hunt with jackass” written in beautiful cursive i love bobby 
  • BOBBY IS THE SMARTEST AND THE  SALTIEST AND I MISS HIM 
  • the back and forth in this ep is hella cute and i really like it 
  • BOBBY IS SUCH A SCAREDY CAT AND I LOVE HIM 
  • “my fabulous body” lmao rufusssss 
  • also total side note but the little girl in this ep is super adorable and super smol and i rly like her 
  • “the image of me being dead is kind of comforting” well I mean you guys have more than enough dead friends to hang out with lbr

SO after this ep i’m not super wary of the idea of the empty??? i don’t think anyone is and if one of them does end up going in there, they better find some DAMN ANGELS

SHORT AND SWEET: IT’S THIS WEEK’S POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS:

  • hmmmm…is this monster of the week ripping hearts out….or giving a very aggressive handshake. deadly poor depth perception wait wait kiss curse where people die???? 
  • dean if you gotta be weird with amara then I MEAN…… 
  • WAIT A DAMN MINUTE NOW I TAKE THAT BACK. THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL 
  • finally dean…..u did it….u won rock paper scissors….always believed in u….. 
  • someone should write a fic where instead of it being amara it’s cas and the thing says that it’s obvious or smth 
  • DEAN AND SAM ACTUALLY BEING HONEST WITH EACH OTHER!!!! 
  • dean is totally manipulated dang even he knows–i do appreciate that sam was like “what did you think i would judge you???”

SO I WON’T LIE the PREVIEW for the next ep got me WAY MORE PUMPED than this whole ep kinda did so??? honestly right now i am in it to win it with casifer