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The stars don’t look bigger, but they do look BRIGHTER.

aos star trek au. where the crew of the enterprise are a university clique with too much time on their hands.

  • Scotty: Alright, give me your hairdryer.
  • Uhura: What? What are you talking about?
  • Scotty: Don’t you carry one in your pack?
  • Uhura: Have you ever met a woman?
  • ...
  • Scotty: Hey, do you have a hair dryer in your purse?
  • Kirk: Of course, I’m not an animal.
Becoming parents: in headcanon format
  • Kirk: Lift the kid in the air making plane noises.
  • Spock: Sitting with the baby in his lap and talking to the baby like they are a normal adult person. Sometime letting the baby try and grab his finger.
  • Bones: Makes baby noises with the baby. The only time he isn't grumpy.
  • Uhura: Sing songs in many different languages. Lots of kisses.
  • Sulu: Probably cried. Will move around the baby's arm to make it look like they are fencing.
  • Chekov: He did cry. Will literally do anything to make the baby laugh.
  • Scotty: Dances with the baby. By dancing I mean like holding it and spinning in a circle.
  • Jaylah: Was scared to hurt the kid. If anything happened she will look at everyone else to see if it was normal.
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“When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family” - Jim Butcher

  • Kirk: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • Scotty: That was deep.
  • Chekov: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
  • Scotty: That was deeper.
  • Bones: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.