The stars don’t look bigger, but they do look BRIGHTER.

aos star trek au. where the crew of the enterprise are a university clique with too much time on their hands.

  • Scotty: Alright, give me your hairdryer.
  • Uhura: What? What are you talking about?
  • Scotty: Don’t you carry one in your pack?
  • Uhura: Have you ever met a woman?
  • ...
  • Scotty: Hey, do you have a hair dryer in your purse?
  • Kirk: Of course, I’m not an animal.
Becoming parents: in headcanon format
  • Kirk: Lift the kid in the air making plane noises.
  • Spock: Sitting with the baby in his lap and talking to the baby like they are a normal adult person. Sometime letting the baby try and grab his finger.
  • Bones: Makes baby noises with the baby. The only time he isn't grumpy.
  • Uhura: Sing songs in many different languages. Lots of kisses.
  • Sulu: Probably cried. Will move around the baby's arm to make it look like they are fencing.
  • Chekov: He did cry. Will literally do anything to make the baby laugh.
  • Scotty: Dances with the baby. By dancing I mean like holding it and spinning in a circle.
  • Jaylah: Was scared to hurt the kid. If anything happened she will look at everyone else to see if it was normal.

“When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family” - Jim Butcher

  • Kirk: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • Scotty: That was deep.
  • Chekov: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
  • Scotty: That was deeper.
  • Bones: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.