scottie slick

so i heard there was this fucking prom or some shit

thought i would go along even though its the middle of the fucking day here

i even got dressed up bowtie and everything im making a goddamn effort here

still no one fucking asked me

bunch of assholes

so im going with this mushroom chick i met

at least i think shes a chick

its a goddamn mushroom how the fuck would i know