The Republican Platform So Far
1.) If you’re poor, stop being irresponsible and get another job.
2.) If you have kids, stop being irresponsible and stay home and raise them.
3.) If you go to work when you’ve got kids you’re an irresponsible parent.
4.) If you work and don’t make enough to feed your kids it’s because you’ve made irresponsible choices.
5.) Trying to control the number of kids you have is irresponsible.