scott if your life had a face i would punch it

Toys || Isaac Lahey x Reader

A/N: Finally some teen wolf!! Hurrah!! Guys please, requests are open ! Please request. We’re running out of ideas here. Also this is slight AU where Isaac is still in the McCall pack and all is well :) (as if ha!)
Based off the prompt : ( AU Werewolf prompt ) babe I love you but if you buy me another dog toy for my birthday I’ll punch you square in the face.

It had been a while since you started dating Isaac lahey and gotten involved in the constant werewolf crap that was going on in his life. It was difficult to find times like this where you could sit in peace without some crazy supernatural creature trying to destroy the town and skin puppies or your boyfriend but same basic principle.

Sure you had to spend that time doing homework because you needed to educate yourself didn’t you ? What would you put on your college resume? Too busy with giant dog issues? Yeah no.

You were halfway through the equation when you heard Isaac groan loudly. “This sucks, I can’t do this!” He groaned and you looked up at him from your bed at Isaac who was occupying your study table.

“Well then what?” you asked putting your pencil down and Isaac wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at you, cauisng you to roll your eyes in return.

“Yeah no, dog boy, keep it in your pants for now,” you said and he groaned.

“Wait you know what ? I’ve got something for you ” you said sitting up and Isaac’s eyebrow shot up in response, obviously thinking of something dirty.

You got up from your bed heading to your dresser with Isaac’s eyes following you closely and reached out to pull a small wrapped box out of your drawer handing it to Isaac who was looking at you weirdly as he unwrapped it and pulled out a dog chew toy.

He looked at the toy for a solid minute and then back at you whilst you tried to stop yourself from laughing but one look at his face, etched with disappointment and anger and you relented and broke out laughing only for Isaac to glare at you even more.

“Babe I love you but if you buy me another dog toy I will punch you square in the face,” he says, his ice blue eyes glaring at you and you giggled, walking over to him, putting your arms around him, bending down to kiss his cheek.

“You wouldn’t do that, my little wolf baby, we both know it ” you said and he groaned pulling you down on top of him on the chair, pulling you into a kiss, wrapping his arms around your waist, pulling you closer towards him till you pulled away.

“Yeah no, my horny wolf boyfriend, homework first all that later ” you said , getting off and walking to your bed again as he groaned.

“What about after I finish this?” he asked hopefully and you smirked at him.

“Maybe.”

“Good enough for me!” He said , spinning his chair around and getting back to his work and you laughed in response.

~Circe

Scott Pilgrim VS The World Sentence Meme

     "So you’ve been out of high school for like thirteen years.“
     "If your life had a face, I would punch it.”
     "Are you really happy or just really evil?“
     "Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes, I’m dating a 17 year old." 
     "You’re totally my bitch forever." 
     "That gossipy bitch.”
     "Are you legitimately moving on, or is this just you being insane?“
     "You’re too good for him. Run.”
     "Does that mean we can make out?“ 
     "We don’t use the E-word in this house.”
     "Weren’t you supposed to take your fake high-school girlfriend to the library an hour ago?“
     "At least it’ll give us something to complain about.”
     "I have to go pee due to boredom. 
     "I’ll leave you alone forever now.“ 
     "Dude, she’s totally real!”
     "She’s got some battle scars, dude.“
     "Guess who’s drunk!”
     "Can I pretend we’re talking about a guy?“ 
     "Amazon.ca. What’s the website for that?”
     "It’s amazing what we can do with computers these days.“
     "Great story, man.”
     "I forgot you guys don’t have those in Canada.“
     "I think ’act of God’ is a pretty decent excuse for a lousy date.”
     "Did I say date? Slip of the tongue.“ 
     "I reserve the right to change my mind about the sex later.”
     "Wow. Girl number.“
     "Is that seriously the end of the story?”
     "Watch out! It’s that one guy!“
     "Didn’t you get my email explaining the situation?”
     "Pirates are in this year.“ 
     "Sweet! Coins." 
     "Tell your gay friends I said bye." 
     "So, what you’re saying right now is that we’re dating?”
     "I don’t want you gaying up the place.“ 
     "I didn’t make up the gay handbook. If you have problem with it, take it up with Liberace’s ghost.”
     "You suck. Surprising no one.“
     "I was thinking we should break up. Or whatever.”
     "Can’t believe you worried about me gaying up the place.“ 
     "Bread makes you fat?!”
     "She dumped him. It was brutal.“ 
     "I sort of feel like I’m on drugs when I’m with you.”
     "I want to have his adopted babies.“ 
     "We had drama. Or maybe it was math. I just remember there being a lot of drama.”
     "The only thing keeping me and her apart is the two minutes it’s gonna take to kick your ass.“ 
     "Some kind of competish you are.”
     "Ask him how it feels to always get his sloppy seconds.“ 
     "You know what really sucks? Everything." 
     "You punched me in the boob!”
     "Is there anywhere you don’t work?!“
     "I hear the girl who kicked your heart in the ass is walking the streets of Toronto again." 
     "I don’t think anything can get in the way of how I—SHIT.”
     "You left me for someone I’ve never even seen.“
     "Is the news that we suck? Because I don’t think I can take it." 
     "She has to go. She knows we suck.”
     "Did I fucking stutter?“
     "I like your outfit. Affordable?" 
     "I’m not afraid to hit a girl. I’m a rock star." 
     "He punched the highlights out of her hair!
     "You cocky cock! You’ll pay for your crimes against humanity!" 
     "Short answer: being vegan just makes you better than most people." 
     "I’ve dabbled in being a bitch.”
     "Don’t you talk to me about grammar.“
     "Sounds like someone wants to get funky." 
     "It’s milk and eggs, bitch.”
     "Sorry? You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.“
     "For the record. I’m so pissed off for you right now.”
     "So far, you’re not a total ass.“ 
     "Well, honey, I’m a little bifurious.”
     "Back off, hasbien.“ 
     "Kick her in the balls!”
     "I don’t think I can hit a girl. They’re soft.“
     "Fight your own battles, lazy ass!”
     "Your BF is about to get effed in the B.“
     "You’re just another evil ex waiting to happen." 
     "Not only do I want to take part, I want to take them apart.”
     "Your bad is saying ‘My bad.’“
     "I’m in lesbians with you.”
     "Presumably, you just saw some guy’s junk, and I apologize for that.“
     "What a perfect asshole. Forget what I said earlier. Finish him.”
     "There’s no use crying over spilled coke, buddy.“
     "You can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can’t cheat death.”
     "You made me swallow gum. It’s gonna be in my digestive track for seven years!“
     "I should thank you though. For being the nicest guy I ever dated.”
     "I’ll be fine. I’m too cool for you anyway.“

  • Candela: Spark, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
  • Spark: Hahahaha... wait, what?
  • Candela: I mean, are you really happy or really evil?
  • Spark: Evil? You mean, do I have, like, ulterior motives? I'm offended, Candela.
  • Candela: Wounded, even?
  • Spark: Hurt, Candela.