It's a love story for the new age, for the sixth page, we're on a quick sick rampage
  • wining & dining:Taurus, Libra, Capricorn
  • drinking & driving:Gemini, Virgo, Aquarius
  • excessive buying:Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
  • overdose & dying on our drugs & our love & our dreams & our rage:Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
the signs as twenty one pilots songs

{pt. 3 self-titled TWENTY|ONE|PILOTS}

aries: isle of flightless birds // We find our worth in giving birth and stuff || We’re lining our homes against winding roads || And we think the going is tough
We pick songs to sing, remind us of things that nobody cares about || And honestly we’re probably more suicidal than ever now

taurus: taxi cab // I wanna fall inside your ghost || And fill up every hole inside my mind || And I want everyone to know || That I am half a soul divided || Sometimes we will die and sometimes we will fly away || Either way you’re by my side until my dying days || And if I’m not there and I’m far away || I said, “Don’t be afraid.” || I said, “Don’t be afraid. We’re going home.”

gemini: pantaloon // You are tired || You are hurt || A moth ate through || Your favorite shirt || And all your friends fertilize || The ground you walk || Lose your mind || He’s seen too many stare downs || Between the sun and the moon || In the morning air || How he used to hustle all the people || Walking through the fairgrounds || He’s been around too long 

cancer: oh mrs believer // Oh, Miss Believer, my pretty sleeper || Your twisted mind is like snow on the road || Your shaking shoulders prove that it’s colder || Inside your head than the winter of dead || I will tell you I love you || But the muffs on your ears will cater your fears || My nose and feet are running as we start || To travel through snow || Together we go

leo: trapdoor // He wakes up early today || Throws on a mask that will alter his face || Nobody knows his real name || But now he just uses one he saw on a grave || He pretends that he’s okay || But you should see || Him in bed late at night, he’s petrified 

virgo: addict with a pen // But no matter how || How tightly I will strain || The sand will slow me down || And the water will drain || I’m just being dramatic || In fact, || I’m only at it again || As an addict with a pen || Who’s addicted to the wind || As it blows me back and forth || Mindless, spineless, and pretend || Of course I’ll be here again || See you tomorrow || But it’s the end of today || End of my ways || As a walking denial

libra: before you start your day // Look in the mirror and ask your soul if you’re alright || Put out the glitter that your soul hides behind || You’re in my mind || I’m singing || You’re in my mind|| I’m singing la-da la-da la-da la-da la-da la-da da

scorpio: implicit demand for proof // I mean no disrespect || I am simply very perplexed || By your ways || Why won’t you let us || Use your name? || Rain down || And destroy me || Rain down || And destroy me || Rain down

sagittarius: march to the sea // No one looks up anymore || 'Cause you might get a raindrop in your eye || And Heaven forbid they see you cry || As we fall in line || And about this time of every year || The line will go to the ocean pier || And walk right off into the sea || And then we fall asleep

capricorn: johnny boy // He is falling in love || He knows it’s enough || And the world looks down and frowns || Get up Johnny boy, get up Johnny boy, || Get up ‘cause the world has left you lying on the ground. || You’re my pride and joy, you’re my pride and joy. || Get up Johnny boy because we all need you now.

aquarius: friend, please // I feel for you but when did you believe you were alone || You say that spiders crawled inside and made themselves a home || Where light once was || Petrified of who you are and who you have become || You will hide from everyone, denying you need someone || To exterminate your bones

pisces: fall away // I don’t wanna fall, fall away || I disguise || And I will lie || And I will take my precious time || As the days melt away || As I stand in line || And I die as I wait as I wait on my crime || And I’ll try to delay what you make of my life || But I don’t want your way, || I want mine || I’m dying and I’m trying || But believe me I’m fine || But I’m lying, || I’m so very far from fine

SCORPIO and CAPRICORN (The DailyHoroscope by Comitic)
Scorpio and Capricorn compatibility chart:
Good friends at first, and then lovers – this is how it usually works for Scorpio and Capricorn. When entering a new relationship, you will have to overcome your natural mistrust and learn to believe in one another. Once you get to know each other you will be extremely comfortable with one another as you have no inhibitions when talking to your Capricorn partner. You have a lot in common: you are conservative and unless you both agree on going out, Capricorn will just be as comfortable back at home. Your possessive nature can take a back seat when you are in a relationship with Capricorn because they expect too much from you. In turn, Capricorn will never give you a reason to doubt them. Capricorn is known to be hardworking, industrious, prudent and determined. Therefore, if you have any goals to achieve as a couple, Capricorn will be very cooperative. The traits you both exhibit also mean that your relationship will not be bridled by financial difficulties. However, you should be on the lookout because Capricorn is highly motivated by money.

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Young God
  • Aries:He said, "Oh, Baby Girl.."
  • Taurus:My tongue is a weapon
  • Gemini:There's a light in the crack that's separating your thighs
  • Cancer:Oh, baby girl, don't get cut on my edges
  • Leo:I'm the king of everything
  • Virgo:And I've been sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool, For a while now, drowning my thoughts out with sounds
  • Libra:But do you feel like a young God?
  • Scorpio:If there's a light at the end, it's just the sun in your eyes
  • Sagittarius:I'm the king and you're the queen and we will stumble through heaven
  • Capricorn:You know we're gonna be legends
  • Aquarius:I know you wanna go to heaven but you're human tonight
  • Pisces:And if you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight.

Wildlife of Runeterra (Ionian species marked with a *)

  • 1. Vulture Monkeys
  • 2. Dire Porci Rat*
  • 3. Shroom Thugs*
  • 4. Crystaling
  • 5. Mudworm*
  • 6. Mandrake*
  • 7. Stummpils*
  • 8. Plant Chomper
  • 9. Scorpo FIies
  • 10. Flame Pixie*
  • 11. Not Warrior
  • 12. Globs

Of all of these species, only the Mudworm and Proci Rat are found on the Ionian mainland - the Globs are endemic to the islands around Ionia and cannot survive inland or in fresh water, while the Mandrake, Shroom Thug, Stummpils, and Flame Pixie are all found on Aguni Island.