Lemony Snicket, dressed in a mismatched orange jacket with a blue paisley button up shirt underneath, faces the camera on a dingy street: “But a fear of real estate agents, a term which here means ‘people who assist in the buying and selling of houses’ would be an irrational fear, because nothing sinister has ever come from the real estate market.”

So I’m watching A Series of Unfortunate Events and,

This line has been mentioned, but also, the line doesn’t go like this in the book. It was an addition by the writers or whoever and I must say. Well fucking played.