Aries- Angry asshole ram that will headbutt your children
Taurus- Lazy fat foodie who is stubborn as shit
Gemini: Regina George from hell also no soul
Cancer: Sad clingy crybaby that can’t get their shit together
Leo: Overconfident dickbutt that has really good hair???
Virgo: Prude little OCD shit.
Libra: Self-obsessed bimbo. No decisions are made like ever
Sagittarius: LOUD CRAZY WILD PARTY ANIMAL!!!!!1!!111!!!
Capricorn: Workaholic with no soul
Aquarius: Doesn’t exist.
Pisces: FISH JOKES SO MANY FUCKING FISH JOKES JFC