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Happy Valentines day everyone! I’m proud to announce that my scifi romance novella Rocket Romance is available for pre-order today on Amazon

I have a goal that I’m trying to achieve with my novella. I want to break into the top 100 ranking of the romance science fiction sub category on Amazon.

My book only cost $1.00 even if you cant buy it sharing this post will be a big help! Thank you!

anonymous asked:

How can I become a bird?

Option 1: Several million years of highly selective breeding

Pros: Low demand, high return.

Cons: …Eventually. 

Conclusion: Very worth it, for your (great)800  grandchild. The real deal. Possibility of ending up with mammalian scansoriopterygids along the way. 10/10 would recommend. 


Option 2: Several thousand dollars worth of gear and training

Pros: Immediate returns. 

Cons: Possibility of death. Even worse, people take you for some kind of winged mammal instead. Horrible

Conclusion: Totally worth being poor as heck and dead. Won’t survive long enough to further your species, so who cares what your offspring might think. 10/10 would definitely.


Option 3: 

Pros: Well

Cons: Yikes

Conclusion: Maybe………………………………. don’t.

Starry 2017 Calendars are here!

Get em as last minute Christmas gifts for your loved ones! Now on sale on redbubble! Also, you only have 2 days to get these on time by December 24th so if you’re looking to grab these for yourself, now is the time!

Links are below the images! See you later and starry holidays!

http://www.redbubble.com/people/cosmicfunnies/calendars/24409778-starry-facts-2017-calendar?asc=u&ref=recent-owner

http://www.redbubble.com/people/cosmicfunnies/calendars/24409727-starry-minimal-calendar?asc=u&ref=recent-owner

Reminder that a wild Orca called Granny died this week (well most likely she’s missing presumed dead) at the grand old age of 105. Tilikum died at 35. Captivity kills.