“Coniferous University’s Spring Semester begins Monday. Classes end in May, except Time Travel 3302: Hyper-productivity, which ends Tuesday.
Space Travel 2910: Exocide
Learn the plants, poisons, songs, and symbols you’ll need to slay hostile behemoths beyond human ken. Pass/fail
Marketing 1101: Countermeasures
How to get your message to the masses despite hypnosis filters, outrage vaults, and weaponized truth serums”