I had already started writing this entry centering on identity and also speed dating, but I couldn’t concentrate because I had to take a massive dump so I told tumblr “brb, bro.”
So I’m back and I already lost interest in discussing those matters mostly because I took a terribly disappointing dump. I mean, goddamn. Excuse me, I mean SHIT. That’s always a downer. Pooping sessions are great. A time of wonderful contemplation. But man, this one went way too fast. Just slipped right out like those little jelly toy things, HELP ME INTERNET WHATS THE NAME??
Anyway, this is how I feel about school starting tomorrow:
I want you to know that my tuition is being well spent. Tetris rocks my world. When boys reject me, I do a little dance and make a little Tetris love. I don’t know what “get down tonight” means so I won’t add that part in. It’s good to listen to some Nirvana and/or Hole while Tetris-ing. I AM MISS WORLD AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON SEATTLE.