school of tuna

Haruhi: Woah, fancy tuna! Where did all this come from?
Honey: Well, the Host Club’s holding a dance tonight, and since you want to try it so bad-
Hikaru: We went out and stole a bunch!
Kyouya: I went back and paid for it.
Tamaki: The whole thing was my idea.
Kaoru: It was everyone’s idea.

Snk fandom person A : dafuq u sayin bish??? EREMIKA
Snk fandom person B : na-ah u mafacka ! EREI!

TG fandom person A : i ship touka with kaneki
TG fandom person B : cool i ship kaneki with tsukiyama
TG fandom person A&B : *crying*

OHSHC fandom person A : wut
OHSHC fandom person B : fancy tuna

  • Avaric: If we were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you.
  • Elphaba:
  • Avaric: If I were a Lion and you were a Tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you.
  • Elphaba:
  • Avaric: And then I'd bang your Tuna girlfriend.
  • Elphaba:
  • Avaric:
  • Elphaba: OK, first off: a Lion, swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves, I'm assuming off the coast of the South Vinkus, coming up against a full grown 800 pound Tuna with her 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of Tuna and we now have a taste of Lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, Lion tastes good, let's go get some more Lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
  • Avaric: How you gonna do that?
  • Elphaba: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
  • Avaric:
  • Elphaba: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.