school gym

anonymous asked:

I read Masquerade when I go on the elliptical at my school's gym lol 😅

Yaaay two birds with one stone, fan fiction and fitness, yas. XD Has a nice ring to it haha. 

  • THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST
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Imagine you’re at school after normal hours are over. You’ve forgotten your bag so you head into the gym. As you’re getting ready to leave this starts playing. No one else is there. The doors lock and you must run.

o̶̵͈͎͍̻̣n̨̨͖̦̼̞͙͇̺ ̷̥̰͚̖̼̥͡ͅy̘̙̝͍͍̜̺̥͕͡ọ̜̠ú̜̜̪̬̪ŕ͈͚̘̤͎̼̮̦ ̢̬̳͓̺̲́m̡͓̰à̢̛͓͕̭̠ͅr̵̞̩͘͟k̸̜̺͓̪͈̗͍̝.̶̛̬̝͓̳̮ ͇̘͈̲̦͖͎̗̕͟g̨̨̪͍̱͈̜̹e̢̛͎̮̦̻t̴͉̫͞ ̵̠̫̝̼̙̀r̥̥̳̝̲͘͝e͙̘͙͙̦̰̙͢͠ͅḁ̴̢̛d̸͎̮͙̺y҉͖̭̪̝̱̩͉͟.̨̯̪̭ ҉̫͘S̡͚̼̤̥ ̛̩̬̯̝̹͝T̸̲̼͎́ ̤̲͕̭͚̥͉̰Ą̢̦̪̜̭̲̱̠̀ͅR̸̤̹̞̳̟̤͉͟͞ ҉͕̲͟T͔̖̥͔͢

Imagine if school was like this

English: Writing biography’s about the band

Math: How to multiply band members

Science: How to clone band members

Gym: How to get to the barrier at concerts

Art: How to make signs for concerts

Geography: How to find the band members houses

History: About the band members past years

The ao3 smut&fluff PE story
  • Me: *on ao3 looking through Destiel fanfics*
  • SPN Friend: what you reading?
  • Me: *gives her a knowing glance*
  • SPN Friend: ooh right, tell me if you find something good
  • ~few minutes later~
  • Me: *looks up*
  • SPN Friend: what?
  • Me: *monotone* smut
  • SPN Friend: oh cool
  • Me: *scrolls down through more*
  • Me: OMG I FOUND FLUFF! I FOUND FUCKING DESTIEL FLUFF! GOD HELP ME!! SHIT! THERE'S SABRIEL TOO! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! SAMIFER!
  • SPN Friend: *jumps at me* NO! GET AWAY FROM THE FLUFF! YOU CAN'T READ THAT IN PUBLIC!!!!

Unnamed BabeTM now has a name… Aune! The name means something like “sacred” and “chaste.”

Yup. But rather than a “pure virgin,” she’s just a big fuckin’ nerd who would rather draw and do her homework than leave the house. Like meeee.