school child pack

send me 👣 and i’ll talk about our muses’ child and how they are as parents.

there are three versions of this meme. this version assumes pregnancy. if this isn’t appropriate to your muse/ship, adoption and an surrogacy/gamete donation versions are available.

pregnancy

  • do the parents have one child or are there twins, triplets, etc.?
  • what do the parents name the baby(ies)?
  • did the parents discuss other names, too?
  • how do they decide on the name(s)?
  • what would the child have been named if they had been the opposite sex?
  • did the parents find out the sex during pregnancy or is it a surprise?
  • were there any complications in the pregnancy?
  • which parent carried the baby?
  • how easy was it for them to conceive?
  • was the child carried to term?
  • did the parents deliver in a hospital, at home, or somewhere else?
  • did the delivery go according to plan?
  • did the parents have any daily rituals (reading to their belly, etc.)?
  • do the parents have a baby shower?
  • what about a babymoon?
  • how supportive was the other parent during the pregnancy?
  • which parent worried the most and which one was chill?
  • which parent left pregnancy books all over the house and which didn’t touch them?

infancy/toddler

  • is the child a good sleeper?
  • how often does the child cry?
  • which parent finds it easier to get them to stop?
  • how does the child behave at bath time?
  • what is the child’s first word?
  • how bad do the child’s diapers smell and which parent has the misfortune of changing them?
  • which parent has a harder time adapting to their new role?
  • just how terrible are the terrible twos?
  • does the child go to day care? if they do, how old are they when they start?
  • if the child doesn’t go to day care, who says home to look after them?
  • which parent babyproofs the house?
  • which parents designs the baby room?
  • which parent is more likely to give in to tantrums?
  • is the child spoiled with toys?
  • which parent does the potty training?
  • which parent has to take them outside to hose them down after a particularly nasty diaper?
  • which parent do they take after more?
  • what habits do they pick up from their parents?
  • how often is the parents’ date night now?
  • who babysits when the parents go out?

child

  • how did the parents decide what school to send the child to? or was the child home-schooled?
  • who packs the lunches?
  • are the lunches eaten by the child, or thrown away?
  • which parent helps with homework?
  • what does the report card look like?
  • is the child/ren popular, or only have a few friends?
  • does the child play a sport?
  • does the child play an instrument?
  • do both parents turn up to the matches/recitals?
  • which parent buys their clothes? or does the child pick out their own clothes?
  • what’s the child’s style?
  • is the child more interested in playing inside or outside?
  • how often does the child get in trouble? what do they get in trouble for?
  • does the child have any siblings/cousins? how well do they get along?
  • what pet does the child beg for? do they get it?
  • is the child shy and reserved, or outgoing and gregarious?
  • does the child still take after the same parent they did as a toddler?

teen

  • what does the child want to be/do when they finish school?
  • which parent does the child get along with better?
  • is the child out all night partying and drinking with their friends, or staying in studiously doing homework? or both?
  • how does the child go on their SATs? do they make it to the SATs?
  • does the child go to prom with their friends, or a partner?
  • how do the parents feel about their first boyfriend/girlfriend?
  • what are the child’s friends like? do they get along with the parents?
  • what kind of music is the child into?
  • how do the parents and child/ren go learning to drive? is it a disaster, or does it go fairly smoothly?
  • does the child have a casual/part time job? what is it?
  • does the child hang out with their family, or are they too ‘cool’ now?
  • what’s the child’s personality like?
  • who does the child take after now?

adult

  • does the child make it to adulthood?
  • does the child end up in the job/lifestyle they dreamed about? why?
  • are their any hiccups in the road?
  • does the child move far away from their family, or stay close?
  • what would the parents prefer?
  • does the child have any significant others? any children of their own?
  • how do the parents feel about being or not being grandparents?