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Ok Roomfriends, it’s time for step 2 in the #reNewGirl campaign! Let’s appreciate our crazy loft favorite Schmidt this week and spread some of the hilarious lines he has delivered in New Girl over the years. We’ll start tomorrow Tuesday and go on until Thursday. Hope you’ll join us! Tweet your favorite Schmidt line with the hashtag #reNewgirl and tag @FOXTV, @newgirlonfox and @iamgreenfield. And, if you have the space, #IloveSchmidt Here are some quotes you can use. And remember to always comment on FOX’ official FB and IG posts with #reNewGirl

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Signs as Schmidt quotes
  • Aries: Don’t pretend to know my pain.
  • Taurus: Damn it! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!
  • Gemini: Guess whose personalized condoms just arrived!
  • Cancer: I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’.
  • Leo: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Alyssa Milano’s phone number just by randomly choosing numbers.
  • Virgo: If you need me, I’ll be in my room, listening to some mainstream hip-hop.
  • Libra: Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?
  • Scorpio: Youths!
  • Sagittarius: I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is like a unique experience.
  • Capricorn: Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?
  • Aquarius: Can someone please get my towel? It’s in my room next to my Irish walking cape!
  • Pisces: I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.
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Ki Hong Lee Alphabet Meme » u is for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
↳ Dong just happens to be a more contemporary character, who can be found in the world that we currently live in. Dong is a recent immigrant who is very excited to be here [in the United States]. So, he doesn’t get all of the pop culture references. He knows that he has to work really hard. He knows that he needs to do his best to get his G.E.D, in order to pursue his dream.