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wizardofloneliness asked:

I was wondering, how the heck did Bread Harrity find 100,000 bones to donate on Muscles for Bones??!? Did they belong to the Breadheads, maybe?

Your question made me think, so I did a little research and I discovered that a lot of Breadheads had gone missing. I looked up their photos. You guys, I think we’re in trouble.

I think the Muscles for Bones program is royally fucked.

Got through about an hour and a half of Nymphomanic Vol. 1 before I had to turn it off. It was even more pretentious and hipster than I anticipated, couldn’t do it.
Moved on to yet another viewing of Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie.

And I’m consuming Yuengling like it’s water and I’ve been in the desert,