scheduling-humor

vine

Just two classy gentle men with horrid sleep schedules.

  • *at 6 pm*
  • me: am i hungry?
  • stomach: nah man we're good you had a pretty late lunch
  • me: you're right. carry on.
  • *at 11 pm*
  • me: ok time for bed
  • stomach: buT WE NEED TO EAT??? WHERE IS MY DINNER???? YOU ARE LITERALLY STARVING TO DEATH OMG MAN DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THIS THIS ISN'T HEALTHY WE NEED FOOD ASAP

the problem with summer is that there’s no pressure to be awake at a certain time or to look presentable because you’ll be seeing people or to leave the house or to do anything really, so during the summer break i literally become nocturnal and i’m lucky if i remember to eat twice in the same day