#76: Make a gorgeous wig out of cheese puffs and/or popcorn. Go shopping for diamonds wearing it. The image must show you in the wig, at the jewelry display case, talking to the sales agent, as you browse the diamonds.
The woman at the counter was so awesome. She VOLUNTEERED to put on my sock monkey hat, and even let Shuraiya try on REALLY FUCKING EXPENSIVE diamond rings. How glamorous!