#76: Make a gorgeous wig out of cheese puffs and/or popcorn. Go shopping for diamonds wearing it. The image must show you in the wig, at the jewelry display case, talking to the sales agent, as you browse the diamonds.

The woman at the counter was so awesome. She VOLUNTEERED to put on my sock monkey hat, and even let Shuraiya try on REALLY FUCKING EXPENSIVE diamond rings. How glamorous!

34. Calendar item: Wear cheese and wear it well. You cannot be wearing anything but cheese. You may use any type of cheese you wish. Supermodel it posed next to or on a classic car (a classic car is any car that predates 1980.)

I got permission from a fellow Schadenfreudicorn to post this here– I was blown away by how pretty her dress is! Holy shit! It’s really very fashionable and classy, and I just love it! The classic car ain’t bad, either. I love the extra touch of class with the wine glass, haha.

As always, I’m so proud of my team. We were a hell of a motley crew!

Post-GISHWHES Conversations with Shuraiya
  • Me:I need to start watching Supernatural so I can do GISHWHES next year and actually understand the references. Team Schadenfreudicorn has touched my soul... inappropriately.
  • Shuraiya:HAHAHAHA 8'D
  • Me:I am tumblrstalking the GISHWHES tag and nobody compares to the glory of the majestic Schadenfreudicorn.
  • Shuraiya:YOU KNOW IT!
  • Me:Please bring me a flower from a hill from the haunted Scottish castle so that I may wear it in my hair and learn to play the bagpipes [from a gnome, naturally] whilst skipping down the sidewalk in a salami thong singing Born This Way to an army of hungry kittens.
  • Me:I feel it will provide me the air of legitimacy and realism I'm going for.
  • Shuraiya:Be careful, that might become an item next year!
  • Me:I feel you should tell [Misha Collins] this during your sleepover.
  • Me:Although I'm not sure putting salami between your buttcheeks is a healthy idea.
  • Shuraiya:I will indeed, I'll suggest it to him!
  • Shuraiya:Hahahaha, who cares, it's FOR CHARITY!
  • Me:And if FOR CHARITY is anything like FOR NARNIA, all the talking animals will totally dig my salami thong.
  • Me:I have no idea why I'm saying these things I live in the internet I can't even.

I’ve been dying to announce this for a couple weeks now– TEAM SCHADENFREUDICORN MADE IT INTO THE GISHWHES COFFEE TABLE BOOK!!!




That phenomenal skydiving picture is ours (of course), and so is that absolutely dashing kilt-wearing gentleman. We don’t know yet if any of our other entries made it in… I guess a fellow noble and gracious Schadenfreudicorn will have to purchase a copy and let us know. :’) (The shop closes too soon for us to afford one, unfortunately.)

I can’t wait to hear which team won!