scent of women

To The Haters

Handsome And Lovely Woman Tell Me That I Dont Stink. Stop Telling Me That I Stink And Telling Lies Becaure If You Are Telling Lies About If I Am Stinky Thats Just You Being Haters Becaude You Know Im Cool.

Elmer: “How’se My Scent…”

Handsome And Lovely Women: “Smells Like Not Stinky, Handsome Sweet Smelling Ape Peach Boy.”

Elmer: *Squamches Delightedly*

Her scent… I’d recognize it everywhere. It there was a hundred women in the room and I had to find Her, while being bonded and blindfolded with a thick black robe, I’d still recognize Her. I could tell when She was approaching, even if I couldn’t see Her yet. She smelled like the fresh air on a rainy night entwined with anti-allergic soap, moist earth and cigarette mist.
Women may love flowers, but only one woman loves the scent of gardenias in late summer that remind hey of her grandmother’s porch. Only one woman loves apple blossoms in a blue cupboard only one woman loves wild geraniums.
—  Six of Crows, Leigh Bardugo
Here, even smells take up space. We once made a meal that called for caramelizing three pounds of onions. For hours the onions melted in their pan. Technically they were taking up less and less space, but somehow they intruded more. In a tiny house, the smell of slowly sweated onions is an inescapable, cloyingly rich aroma; a scent to drive men — and women — mad.

The eau de onion spread to everything. It clung especially to the moist bathroom towels, and to the laundry drying in the bedroom. We were never clean again. Fresh from the shower, we immediately smelled of onions — of tiny house. For weeks, smelling like old onions became one of our micro lives’ certainties.
—  Gene Tempest, “What No One Ever Tells You About Tiny Homes”. The New York Times (2 June 2017).
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Ship: Nalu

Story Type: Oneshot, angsty and fluffy!

Characters: Natsu Dragneel, Lucy Heartfilia, Levy McGarden

Summary: “Well, what else am I supposed to think!” I yell. “You barely talk to me anymore, you have secret phone calls, you sneak out at night, and you come back smelling like perfume!”

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Rules: Answer these questions, and tag 20 amazing followers that you would like to get to know better.

I was tagged by @natasha-baggins

Name: Brandon

Nickname: used to be chunks, then slim-fast, and rave name was p00kybear. Don’t currently one

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor but I think I fall under HufflePuff naturally

Height: 5′7″

Orientation: Straight

Ethnicity: Mexican-American

Favorite fruit: Banana and Cantaloupe 

Favorite season: Summer

Favorite book series: I’ve never completed any kind of series

Favorite fictional characters: Batman, Ken Masters, Captain America, Goku, Jon Snow, Tina Belcher, Bob Belcher, Light Yagami (Kira), Super Mario, Samus Aran, I’ll stop here for now lol

Favorite flower: Do palm trees count?

Favorite scents: Food and women with good perfume

Favorite color: blue and white

Favorite animal: Tigers

Favorite artist/band: Universal Solution 

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa?: Tea

Average sleep hours: 6-7

Number of blankets you sleep with: One

Dream trip: Whitehaven Beach,Australia 

Last thing Googled: Average closing cost for condos

Blog created: 2012

How many blogs do I follow:  not important

Number of followers: same answer. shout out to the all the random porn blogs…i hate you

What do I usually post about: Batman, Art, Landscapes, Music, Gym selfies, Nerdy stuff, Sex, and other random nonsense 

Do you get asks regularly: Not regularly. Anons come and go.

What is your aesthetic: Ambient Chillout music


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I’m taking selfies in this nice-ass nursing home, lmao. I cropped the gift shop pic to give y'all a Rare® full body photo. yes I look awful. I’m fat, what did u expect. I’ve been helping my dad lug his equipment around from different patients’ houses all day so my makeup has kinda faded and I pulled my bangs up. deal with it.

they’ve got honeysuckle scented hand lotion in the women’s restroom, and mint chocolate in the lounge. ~~fancy~~~ there was also soft jazz playing earlier, and there’s free wifi :^)

rules: answer these questions, and tag 20 amazing followers that you would like to get to know better.
tagged by: @hobibong
name: Louis
nickname: Louie, Black or Blacky (affectionately short for Blackasaurus Rex MK-III)
zodiac sign: Libra
hogwarts house: Gryffindor
height: 5'11′’
orientation: Straightest person I’ve ever met
ethnicity: Korean
favorite fruit: Lychee
favorite season: Torn between Spring or Summer
favorite book series: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

favorite fictional characters: Smug anime girls (i.e. Kasumigaoka Utaha, Aranea Highwind, etc.); coincidentally a lot of them have straight long black hair…

favorite flower: Probably roses. I can make them out of napkins!
favorite scents: Lavender, Vanilla, Women’s shampoo/perfume (like holy shit the people that make it know what they’re doing, it works so well)
favorite color: Gold, sky blue, white, ocean blue, grass green, golden retriever yellow, night sky black, past-sunset-but-not-completely-dark-yet blue…nature colors. And gold. lmao
favorite animal: All time favorites are birds. I like all other animals after that, but especially birds.
favorite artist/band: Wagakki Band, Hentai Dude, NAK, Neil Cicierega, Adam Neely, Frederic Chopin, and a few others
average sleep hours: 2-12, based on how urgently I have to wake up the next day
number of blankets you sleep with: 1 really thick wool one 
dream trip: Japan (for cute grills), UK (for cute grills [you know who you are ;)])…my roadlist grows ever larger.
last thing googled: Dio Brando WRYYY pose
blog created: Around Septemberish 2016, IIRC
number of followers: Something pretty small. I don’t worry about followers and just enjoy sharing what I like
what do I usually post about: Animals 
do you get asks regularly: Hell no, wish I did though
what is your aesthetic: Mecha, dudes being bros, bros being dudes, literally everything Kamina shouts at Simon, honor, justice, courage, valor, loyalty, spirit, energy, ambition, drive… @sagemask cooing to her dogs…

Tags: I don’t know any of mY FOLLOWERS OTHER THAN MY FRIENDS *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*