Handsome And Lovely Woman Tell Me That I Dont Stink. Stop Telling Me That I Stink And Telling Lies Becaure If You Are Telling Lies About If I Am Stinky Thats Just You Being Haters Becaude You Know Im Cool.
Elmer: “How’se My Scent…”
Handsome And Lovely Women: “Smells Like Not Stinky, Handsome Sweet Smelling Ape Peach Boy.”
Her scent… I’d recognize it everywhere. It there was a hundred women in the room and I had to find Her, while being bonded and blindfolded with a thick black robe, I’d still recognize Her. I could tell when She was approaching, even if I couldn’t see Her yet. She smelled like the fresh air on a rainy night entwined with anti-allergic soap, moist earth and cigarette mist.
Women may love flowers, but only one woman loves the scent of gardenias in late summer that remind hey of her grandmother’s porch. Only one woman loves apple blossoms in a blue cupboard only one woman loves wild geraniums.
Here, even smells take up space. We once made a meal that called for caramelizing three pounds of onions. For hours the onions melted in their pan. Technically they were taking up less and less space, but somehow they intruded more. In a tiny house, the smell of slowly sweated onions is an inescapable, cloyingly rich aroma; a scent to drive men — and women — mad.
The eau de onion spread to everything. It clung especially to the moist bathroom towels, and to the laundry drying in the bedroom. We were never clean again. Fresh from the shower, we immediately smelled of onions — of tiny house. For weeks, smelling like old onions became one of our micro lives’ certainties.
I’m taking selfies in this nice-ass nursing home, lmao. I cropped the gift shop pic to give y'all a Rare® full body photo. yes I look awful. I’m fat, what did u expect. I’ve been helping my dad lug his equipment around from different patients’ houses all day so my makeup has kinda faded and I pulled my bangs up. deal with it.
they’ve got honeysuckle scented hand lotion in the women’s restroom, and mint chocolate in the lounge. ~~fancy~~~ there was also soft jazz playing earlier, and there’s free wifi :^)
rules: answer these questions, and tag 20 amazing followers that you would like to get to know better. tagged by: @hobibong name: Louis nickname: Louie, Black or Blacky (affectionately short for Blackasaurus Rex MK-III) zodiac sign: Libra hogwarts house: Gryffindor height: 5'11′’ orientation: Straightest person I’ve ever met ethnicity: Korean favorite fruit: Lychee favorite season: Torn between Spring or Summer favorite book series: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
favorite fictional characters: Smug anime girls (i.e. Kasumigaoka Utaha, Aranea Highwind, etc.); coincidentally a lot of them have straight long black hair…
favorite flower: Probably roses. I can make them out of napkins! favorite scents: Lavender, Vanilla, Women’s shampoo/perfume (like holy shit the people that make it know what they’re doing, it works so well) favorite color: Gold, sky blue, white, ocean blue, grass green, golden retriever yellow, night sky black, past-sunset-but-not-completely-dark-yet blue…nature colors. And gold. lmao favorite animal: All time favorites are birds. I like all other animals after that, but especially birds. favorite artist/band: Wagakki Band, Hentai Dude, NAK, Neil Cicierega, Adam Neely, Frederic Chopin, and a few others average sleep hours: 2-12, based on how urgently I have to wake up the next day number of blankets you sleep with: 1 really thick wool one dream trip: Japan (for cute grills), UK (for cute grills [you know who you are ;)])…my roadlist grows ever larger. last thing googled: Dio Brando WRYYY pose blog created: Around Septemberish 2016, IIRC number of followers: Something pretty small. I don’t worry about followers and just enjoy sharing what I like what do I usually post about: Animals do you get asks regularly: Hell no, wish I did though what is your aesthetic: Mecha, dudes being bros, bros being dudes, literally everything Kamina shouts at Simon, honor, justice, courage, valor, loyalty, spirit, energy, ambition, drive… @sagemask cooing to her dogs…
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