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This incident occurred shortly after school was let out this afternoon.

The vice principal was coordinating traffic when all of the sudden he heard students screaming his name in front of a pizzeria down the street from the high school.

He ran over to this scene, an officer throwing down and striking two teenaged twin sisters. Naturally, he told the officers “I’m a vice principal at the high school, these are my students. What’s going on here?” to which he was told “Mind your fucking business and back up, we’re not on school grounds.”

He repeatedly pleaded with the offending officer to stop assaulting these two girls, and tell him what the problem was. At this point the officer pushed him away from the scene and punched him in the face before arresting him, as well as both girls. He was later released without being charged, the girls were released as well but I’m not sure if they ended up receiving any charges.

that’s all the setup for this video.

Please, share this with everyone you can. This was totally uncalled for and needs to be seen by as many as possible.

Cop throws and assaults 16 year old girls, then punches and arrests their high school vice principal for questioning officer and trying to stop the violence.

This is going to go viral

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A deleted scene from 103 health care. Any ideas on signs for Dwight’s temporary office/workspace?

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brosten being dumb and doing stupid shit anon back again. some great conversations between neil and matt indude; "i need an adult" "matt, u are an adult" "shut the fuck up neil i need a better adult", matt got neil to say "what is updog" one time and matt cried, thanks to matt anytime neil climbs on the kitchen counter to get anything he softly whispers "parkour", "when i was your age-" "matt ur only a few years older than me" "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE"

ANON I LOVE U THESE ARE SO GOOD IDK WHAT TO ADD?? PURE PERFECTION HONESTLY

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“You’re not stuck”

Deleted scene from 2x04 “The Fire

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somebody edited john krasinski’s performance from lipsync battle into this scene from the Office and it made me weep

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mostly written half a year ago, poems about eros & apollo. inspired by sunblind, written by the amazing @ibuzoo / @rmeisel <3, companion piece to observations on sunblinded boys (psyche & icarus)

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2:31 a.m, Apollo said: why did you make me notice him? why did you make me fall?
2:31 a.m, Eros said: it’s payback
2:33 a.m, Apollo said: I see how it is. I should have known- this has your dirty little fingerprints all over. Daphne, Hyacinthus, now him. haven’t you learned you will never belong in the world of gods like me? get the fuck out of my life, you fucking piece of shit. I didn’t do anything to you this time. so why did you do it? why?
2:34 a.m, Eros said: you told her I am a monster
2:35 a.m, Apollo said: I told her the truth 

3:02 a.m, Apollo said: fuck you
3:03 a.m, Apollo said: fuck you so much 

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Shame this scene was cut from 216 “Valentine’s Day”, LOL at Ryan

Paying for an home alarm monitoring service is a waste of money

Ive been investigating residential burglaries for over 10 years. Myself and every other cop I know does NOT pay for a burglar alarm monitoring service. Why you ask? Because most burglars are in and out in under 5 minutes. The alarm company has to call the house, then after they dont get an answer, they call the police. Then the dispatch center has to get the details, set up the call, and dispatch an officer. The quickest I have ever seen this process is about 8-10 minutes from the door being breached to an officer on scene.

If you want to make your house more secure, you can do a few things that burglars notice. a very large dog bowl at the front and back doors gets noticed, even if you dont have a dog. Also burglars avoid detection at all costs. Very obvious camera placement is a very good deterrent. Also wifi doorbells that have two way communication work well. There are many more, but alarm monitoring is a waste of money.

Edit*** Since people have asked me what is a good set up for home security without paying a monthly fee….I am a big fan of smart home technology….I specifically go with smartthings. I can trigger lights based on motion sensors, I have wifi enabled cameras that I can access on my smartphone that can trigger lights and alert my phone. I still have an alarm system in my home, I just dont pay to have it monitored. Everything I listed does not have a monthly fee. Basically I am the monitoring service for my home, and im much quicker than a dispatcher calling another dispatcher.

listen I know posts like this are painfully cliché, but for your consideration: the Magnus Chase series filmed in a Parks and Rec/The Office style

- Every time someone doesn’t understand/refuses to use ASL, Hearth sends a long, withering stare into the camera

- That scene from the Office where Dwight sets the place on fire bc he was mad no one paid attention to his fire safety power point presentation??? Odin when he was still disguised as an einherjar

- Any time Anyone is being hard on themselves Magnus starts complimenting them like Leslie Knope compliments Ann

- Every time Magnus sends a sarcastic prayer to his father we cut to Frey just frowning in mild confusion

- Amir: “Samirah why did I get a letter from a norse god inviting me to your wedding???”

  Sam:

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- Any time Magnus says or does Anything, Alex either looks into the camera in exasperation or they cut to an aside of her ranting about how stupid he is

- The whole episode where Lil’ Sebastian escaped the petting zoo and got lost in the maze, but like, when Fenris Wolf escaped his chains

- Jack the sword is literally just Jean-Ralphio

- Magnus, wearily throwing himself down in a seat outside of Fadlan’s: “Give me all the falafel you have. Wait, wait- I’m worried what you just heard was ‘give me a lot of falafel’. What I said was 'give me all the falafel you have’. Do you understand?”

- Loki is essentially just both the Tammy’s and Jamm rolled into one

- Shots of Sam flying into danger and wielding an axe and just doing generic Valkyrie stuff and then they just pan over to Amir with wide eyes looking like he’s about to faint

- Every time someone curses, Jack lets out a “beeeeep” to censor it; Jack curses freely

-  *one of those weird and uncomfortable Inge and Hearth scenes happen*

    Blitzen: “The thing about Alfheim culture is…I don’t understand it.”

- Every time there’s a battle happening a weirdly non-battle song plays but the scene will occasionally splice to an aside of Jack just singing that song off-tune

- Every time Magnus forgets he’s supposed to be the healer of the group, the person who’s dying stares into the camera until it hits him

- Cut to scenes of Blitz and Hearth on one of their aside secret missions- “DONT be SUSPICIOUS, DONT BE S U S P I C I O U S~~~~” asl is worked into the dance moves

- Fredrick and Annabeth: 'Hey where the fuck is Magnus?’

  Randolph: “~~Technically he’s HOMELESSSSS~~~~”

- We still get all the ridiculous death scenes in Valhalla but all the warriors act like the Citizens of Pawnee even when they’re dying like they’re Awful.

  ex) Alex, holding a vase to one of the managers: “Yeah I made this in one of  your pottery classes??? It’s TERRIBLE!” *throws it so hard at them they loose an eye*

  ex) TJ, dying in his bed: “Yeah you know that water fountain with the 'do not drink the water’ sign? Halfborn dared me to drink from it and now I’m dying of a fatal infection. Sir, sir are you listening??? Sir I’m TALKING TO YOU! Are you aware that there’s waste in your water system???”

  ex) Mallory, twelve arrows sticking out of her and slowly bleeding to death: “I don’t know what I did to deserve this.” - Magnus: “You were yelling at a bunch of little kids on the battlefield.” - “Well they SUCKED!”

- Every time someone predicts Blitz or Hearth is gonna die the camera pans in on Magnus who groans into the camera

- “Thor has never had a real job…in his LIFE,”

- “Mallory, you’re like a Valkyrie without flight magic!” - “…So like a person?”

- Every time Loki invades Magnus’ dreams he talks as if he’s expecting a laugh track and Magnus just gets more and more confused

- Magnus: “I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my entire life.”

   Blitz and Hearth: “We know this, and we love you.”

- During the brief percabeth cameo in Ship of the Dead, every time Magnus or Alex stares into the camera or does an aside or something, Percy and Annabeth are like…what the fuck are you doing. What are you looking at. Who are you talking to. Why are the Norse like this???

- Hearth: *belittles or doubts himself*

  Magnus and Blitz: *signing aggressively* YOU HAVE A L L THE STRENGTHS

- Alex: “Someone will DIE…”

  Magnus: “…..of fun?”

- When Leslie lowkey kidnapped the gay penguins and took them to Iowa where it was legal??? Magnus with Thor’s goats

- Basically everyone who isn’t human is an Eagletonnian like that’s why they’re so fake nice about guest rights lol

- The cameras are really just Odin’s ravens

- Any time Magnus and Alex have a moment™ you can see Sam lurking in the background making excited eyebrows into the camera

- Any time they gotta talk about crafting or fashion Blitz is basically Tom Haverford you know I’m right

- When gods make ridiculous requests or give dumb orders and you get a shaky zoom in on the mains looking ready for the end

- Remember when Jerry lied about getting mugged bc he didn’t want to admit he got messed up trying to get a burrito?? Magnus after he tried and failed to fight that eagle that stole his falafel

- Blitz has absolutely said 'treat yo self’ at least once

- Loki, complaining about his eternal punishment: “I am the victim of a hate crime!”

  Magnus: “That’s…not what a hate crime is.”

  Loki: “WELL I HATED IT.”

- Mimir is basically Orin

- Alex: *exists*

  Magnus: “Whats a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me?”

- my laptop’s dying but I will not drop this I’ll be back later