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black magic [m]

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❛❛im one of the brightest witches at this prestigious magic academy and ur a human who somehow got admitted and everyone knows u dont ACTUALLY have magic but cant prove it so they hate u for it but i actually like you??? and have a crush on u??????? our paths have just never crossed until ur class blew up n somehow we became class partners and– hold on what do you mean we fucked up this spell so we wanna fuck each other’s brains out??❜❜ AU

COUNT → 18.430

GENRE → smut 

PAIRING → taehyung | reader

WARNINGS → dom and sub tones | mild cum play | explicit language | female masturbation (male if you squint) | oral sex | penetration | graphic dirty talk

NOTE → this was requested and inspired by @blueagust!!!!!! the idea went thru several stages and yelling over kkt but this is the final product :-D im sorry mom


You hated everyone at this fucking academy.

It wasn’t just that they always smelled like unicorn turds—and that wasn’t a compliment because unicorns had the nastiest smelling shit in the entire universe—but they were so arrogant and had this fucking superiority complex when it came to humans. You were sure if they actually lived with them and in human society instead of hidden away at some prestigious academy they wouldn’t pull this bullshit in the first place, but they still despised them.

Or maybe it was just one human they despised in particular.

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how eddie’s death should be filmed

i mean realistically, eddie shouldn’t die, he was too precious

BUT

in the second movie if he does die like he does in the book, with richie holding him, i don’t want their final moments together to be them as adults, i want the camera to pan past the other losers, covering eddie and richie, and when it gets back to them, they’re kids again

richie is crying and holding eddie in his arms and they see each other as kids one last time, knowing that back then was the best part of their lives.

that’s when eddie says to tell him one last joke

i think finn and jack would nail that scene and it would bring the house down, the audience would be in tears seeing eddie die as a child, especially since the child actors were what ultimatley made the film what it is today

ALSO THEY ACTUALLY TAKE EDDIE’S BODY OUT OF THE FUCKING SEWER INSTEAD OF LEAVING HIM THERE, RICHIE WOULD FUCKING FIGHT TO GIVE EDDIE A PROPER BURIAL OKAY

okay im finished

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