scatter my ashes over this photo

I was innocently minding my own business in the supermarket yesterday, strolling past the coffee and tea, when I came across a product which caused me such horror that I did a genuine double take. I may have actually shouted something incredulous at the shelf.

WTF is this - “earthy beetroot and sweet blackcurrant” tea? Twinings is a proud company which has been blending and selling tea for over 300 years, they have a Royal Warrant, and they’ve been brought down to this level of nonsense. Forget reduced to clear - this whole shelf should be reduced to ashes and scattered at sea.