Maybe I’m just a sour old hag but it bothers me that spells like “uwu put rain water salt and pepper in a bowl and play this song from this popular artist” are so popular and gain so much damn traction, but when a seasoned practitioner actually comes out with powerful, complex, interesting spells, they get thrown under the carpet because they’re “intimidating”. For a community who loves bathing in the glory of being knowledgeable and wise y'all sure as hell scared to learn and get out of your comfort zone smh

Some neighbor aus for ya guys

“Listen, I really don’t like you, but you have kittens, so I’m going to be over a lot.” au

“Would you STOP coming in through the WINDOWS, it scares the hell out of me every TIME!” au

“Listen, we have very thin walls and I heard you crying in the shower, are you okay?” au

“I was very good friends with the guy that lived here before you and basically I was over here a lot and… well old habits die hard, can I stay?” au

“If you set the alarm off in the middle of the night ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I WI- wait why were you even cooking at 3 am?” au

“You burst through the door because you thought you smelled smoke but it was just incense, listen you’re paying for that buddy.” au

“You locked yourself out too?” au

“Hey, I locked myself out, can I use your phone?” au

“You bake when you’re stressed and sometimes you give me cookies, but recently you’re giving me whole baskets each day, now I’m not complaining but are you okay?” au

“I don’t mean to sound paranoid but I’m pretty sure you’re a serial killer.” au


doctor who meme: [2/10] episodes, the empty child/the doctor dances

“1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it. Nothing. Until one, tiny, damp little island says no. No. Not here. A mouse in front of a lion. You’re amazing, the lot of you. Don’t know what you do to Hitler, but you frighten the hell out of me. Off you go then do what you’ve got to do. Save the world.”

I’m scared to see what happens when I let you in. I’m weird and guarded and scared you’ll see what you weren’t expecting. I’ve never really experienced what it’s like to have someone look at me the way you do and that scares the hell out of me.
In Victor's apartment:
  • Chris: Where's Yuri?
  • Victor: Taking a nap in the room.
  • Chris: Can I wake him up?
  • Victor: ...I guess...
  • Chris: *grabs air horn*
  • Chris: plan B then? *takes off clothes* *lays on the bed next to Yuri*
  • Yuri (half asleep): Baby come here and nap with me...*curls up on who he though was Victor*
  • Yuri: why are your clothes off, love?
  • Chris: WAKE THE FUCK UP!
  • Yuri: VICTOR?! *falls off bed*
  • Victor (from other room): *Blairs air horns*
  • Yuri: wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf WHAT IS GOING ON!? CHRIS!? VICTOR!? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

1432 anon: Hi I’d appreciate if u could post the whole thing anonymously (tbh their team scares the hell out of me)…told ya it was a long ass testament 😂 i don’t blame u if u don’t want to read it lmao, but thank u for sharing it in case someone’s interested.😘 IMPORTANT NOTE: It’s JUST a theory based the latest events, my POV & the couple of things I know about the industry…
P.S. También soy de México ✌🏼️🇲🇽

I advise everyone to please read this all the way through. Bless you, this is theory is amazing.  Ariba México 🇲🇽

1. You take a bite out of the brownie and I finish it. We’re both high as hell, and we move lazily in your bed, drifting in and out. You hold my hand. I was scared until I met you.

2. You told me it was awful with her and you were happy I changed my mind and came back. I told you I thought about you every time I lay next to him and that it’s always been you. You’ve always been the one.

3 We’re in the bath, except the water keeps spilling each time we move and I have to keep refilling it with hot water. We talk and sing and you’re smiling from ear to ear. I can’t believe somebody like you is in love with me. It might be a miracle.

4. When you ask me what I’m writing about, the answer is always you. You and your blue eyes and button-ups and the night we met in front of the bar I lived above. You and the future I can’t help but imagine. You and the way you kiss me and touch me and love me. I can’t imagine life without you, you know.

5. I’m happy you came back, too.

—  cut scene: “five times i knew that you were it for me”
Reblog if you are in one (or more) of the fandoms mentioned.

If you are in one of this fandoms reblog and say your fandom so I can upload a drawing of it (the fandom who is most mentioned I will draw it)

1.The Interwebs series
2.Welcome to hell
3.Bird and Fish
4.Steven Universe
5.Star vs the forces of evil
6.Gravity Falls
7.Sonic the hedgehog
8.Miraculous Ladybug
9.We bare bears
10.Don’t Hug me I’m scared
12.Inside Out

I have no idea how to deal with other people’s anger. I just don’t. It scares the hell out of me and I don’t know what to say. It always feels like my fault, even if it’s clearly not. Yelling is even worse; it all just gives me horrible anxiety. I never know what to say and if someone is angry around or at me I’ll probably just shut down and cry. Is this like a Thing or what

Lance: (walks into Keith’s room) Hey are you ready for the Halloween par- Jesus Christ dude!! The hell? You scared the shit out of me! Oh hey, great costume by the way.

Keith: (skin pale from lack of exposure to sun, bloodshot eyes with huge bags underneath from staying up for the last three days with Pidge, hair a mess and in face, horror movie shirt on (Chainsaw Massacre IV)) … what costume

//I know I’ve submitted before, but I’m still learning DnD and our group started another campaign recently and for the first time I partook in a HORDE encounter. We have a Paladin, Cleric, Sorcerer and (myself) Bard attempting to protect a little girl in the dead of night from Zombies, Skeletons, an Undead Minotaur and undead bulls. All of this had being controlled by a Wight that we scared off at one point and we were about 40ish rounds in when the Minotaur and bulls showed up.

DM: The Minotaur goes to attack the Paladin but thanks, luckily, to being mocked by your Bard misses. He t-
Bard: What the literal hell is going on?
DM: Well, if you were to listen and let me finish-
Bard: No, I mean what is this?
Cleric: The Minotaur attacking?
DM: Ya, you’ve been doing combat for awhile now
Bard: No, this is me asking Out of character? What. The. Literal. Hell. Is. This?
DM/Cleric (OOC): OHH!
Sorcerer (OOC): Have you…never done a Horde encounter?
Paladin (OOC): To be fair, I’ve been playing this for years and I’ve only ever heard of these events
Bard (OOC): I am actually having a panic attack right now. I am out of spells and potions. Our Cleric lost his main hand weapon and has one spell left. Our Paladin would have been dead about 5 times now if not for my Heroism on him, not to mention is on his last legs right now with only one potion. Our Sorcerer is running low with like, what, two spells left? It doesn’t even look like we’re close to ending this. We have a giant Minotaur on our butts and being chased by two undead bulls and we don’t even know where the Wight went? Is this suppose to be happening? Are we suppose to die? We’re going to die, aren’t we?
(Meanwhile the Cleric and Paladin are laughing their asses off at my rapid ranting and panicking voice)
DM (OOC): Well, heh, you wont know until we finish, mwehaha
Bard (OOC): No please, I’m actually so scared right now. WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS THIS!?
Cleric (OOC) Oh my god. Dude, dude. This, this reaction is what DM’s live for. This is exactly how you’re suppose to feel. This is what every DM hopes for. I’m sure (DM’s name) loves this
DM (OOC): Oh, I do
Bard (OOC): Well, if that’s the point, then damn good job, BUT SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS YOU CRUEL CRUEL MAN?!

Being Harry's Sister, but dating Draco Would Include..

• Harry getting upset.

• You and Draco staying secret.

• Sneaking out.

• Hiding from Harry.

• Having to be quite when you have angry sex w/ Draco.

• “No, not tonight Draco.”

• “Come on babe”

• Draco teasing you when you’re around Harry.

• Hermione finding out, and you and Draco making her swear not to tell.

• “If we get caught, we’re dead.”

• Acting like you guys absolutely hate each other.

• Being Draco’s partner in every class you can, so you can see each other.

• “Bloody Hell, Y/N, don’t scare me like that.”

• Bringing Draco Muggle things when you visit your Aunt& Uncle.

• Sneaking Draco into the Gryffindor corridor and into your Aunt& Uncle’s.


lit otpssydney sage & adrian ivashkov (vampire academy and bloodlines)
For once, you’re going to hear something that doesn’t fit into your neat, compartmentalized world of order and logic and reason. Because this isn’t reasonable. If you’re terrified, believe me this scares the hell out of me, too.



annotating the crucible! at first i thought this book would bore the hell out of me, but after some intensive background research on the salem witch trials and the red scare the topic is extremely interesting and i’m enjoying the book

  • anti: takes over October, kills jack, says it's our fault, scare master
  • me: <3
  • dark: doesn't let you finish your ice cream
  • me: too far man, too far