“You can’t smoke in here, sir.” “Ya could twenty years ago!” “In 1997 you could smoke in a Best Buy?” “Could and did, buddy!” “Well, you can’t anymore. Sorry, sir.” “Fine.” “Please don’t put the cigarette out on the combination scanner/fax/printer.” “Whoops.” “Please don’t scan the cigarette butt.” “Whoops.” “Please don’t fax the cigarette butt to the CEO of Best Buy.” “Whoops.” “Please don’t print out the CEO’s response to the fax.” “Whoops.” “Please don’t read the response out loud.” “‘Whoever sent this, please tell the nearest Best Buy employee to you that they are fired for allowing it to happen.’ Whoops.” “Please stop saying ‘whoops.’” “Okay.
May this fierce dragon friend protect you from bad news and the general
struggles of life. A ferocious friend, ready to fight for you!
This started as a sketchbook drawing, which I then scanned, printed onto watercolor paper,
painted with watercolors, and then drew the scales with colored pencil.
Elsa had managed to find a gap in the wall under my apartment’s kitchen sink. She was trapped between my floor and the downstair ceiling for about an hour, meowing the whole time. When we finally coaxed her out, my white cat was dark gray. I plopped her right in the tub, collar and all. Poor thing
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I wanted to end this with a bang and I think I did! I learned a lot this past month, because I didn’t think that there was anyway that I would be able to pull off an illustration like this anytime soon.
I’m in the middle of my BA thesis (I actually have to submit it in less than two weeks, oh dear), and after a fortnight of hardly drawing anything I felt the urge to colour some old doodles from my sketchbook. I scanned them and then printed them onto water colour paper (because I don’t have a light table so tracing is hardly possible). It’s not really recommendable though because the printer makes even the biggest scan resolution all pixelish. I still kinda like them and if you don’t look too closely, it’s okay :’)
If i die before ever deleting my tumblr, know that my best friend whom I love very much, trust more than anybody else, has his finger print scanned on my phone/password; and will delete my private blog, delete any personal messages as they are amanah and then he will take it upon himself to announce my death on this account InshaAllaah.
If you hear of my death, and there’s anyone speaking ill of me, slandering/backbiting about me then please leave it alone, let it be and remind them that Allaah is going to deal with me how He sees fit and there’s nothing more to it.
Please make du'aa for me and ask Allaah to pardon whatever sins and shortcomings I had.
May Allaah preserve our eeman, grant us the ability to benefit from our social media accounts and make us from those who are not held accountable! Allaahumma Aameen.