scandal is coming to town!

Pretend marriage fic in which Dean and Cas don’t actually mind being saddled together in a big suburban house to play husbands, but actually terrorize the fuck out of their neighbours with all their bickering, awful behaviour and their ridiculous schedule. They argue with everybody and are so stupidly affectionate with each other that everybody in the neighborhood falls for it right away, but nobody actually likes them except maybe for a bunch of misfit teenagers and half of the girl scout squad.