scandal funny

When Voltage is on your mind 24/7
  • Sees a sky full of stars
  • Me: I wonder if (insert God here) is looking at me right now...
  • Sees an Office
  • Me: I wonder if Seasonelle is working in there..
  • Sees a hickey
  • Me: Who did that woman make the agreement with?
  • Sees a band preforming
  • Me: Is Revance next?
  • Sees a black fox
  • Me: THE BLACK FOXES ARE COMING!!!
  • Sees a castle of some sort
  • Me: WHERE'S THE PRINCE OF (insert name of BMP kingdom)!?!?

Check your venus sign too ;)

the “I don’t want normal, and easy, and simple. I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing extraordinary love.” squad

SCORPIO, Aries, Taurus, Pisces, Aquarius

the “love is not supposed to be painful or devastating, love isn’t supposed to hurt” squad

LIBRA, Leo, Cancer, Capricorn, Virgo

the “a little of both” squad

GEMINI, sagittarius

me applying for a job as a criminal lawyer

interviewer: Have you had any experience in this job?

me:  I have seen all the episodes of How to Get Away with Murder