scandal funny

my freaky kinks are:
-happy healthy bts
-smiling bts
-laughing bts
-meaty n not starved bts?
-bts hanging out with each other, alone and other humans whenever they want to?
-bts being seen as humans as well as talented people?
-not having an article/news made about anything they do that is usually done by other NORMAL people but when they do it they get judged?