confessions of an ABC intern (written by @tyrachai)
I’ve been an intern at ABC and have been for the last 4 years. (My main responbility is taking care of Shonda’s wigs which I’m not good at and she pays me 10¢ a year. College is expensive).
So after I sucked the blood plasma out of Kerry W’s brain with a vacuum for Shonda’s daily 3rd lunch salad dressing and I walked into her office to serve her: I overheard her hysterically crying/laughing that the 100th episode was the easiest, laziest episode she’s ever written. She said that the episode is just really a montage of clips and flashbacks and alternate endings that they filmed 5 years ago. - Anon (isp Tyra, Shondaland Plantation employee)
Note: the hilarious commentary above was submitted by @tyrachai
Scott Foley, Bellamy Young, Kerry Washington, Tony Goldwyn, Jeff Perry, on stage for the ‘Scandal’ panel The Paley Center For Media’s 34th Annual PaleyFest Los Angeles “ at Dolby Theatre on March 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California
I’m not in love with her. You know that. You felt that. The truth of the matter is that I’ll never love anyone as much as I love you. You have never chosen me, we’ve done horrible things to one another, but for some reason, I still end up here. In front of you, looking at you, wanting you, in love with you.