confessions of an ABC intern (written by @tyrachai)

I’ve been an intern at ABC and have been for the last 4 years. (My main responbility is taking care of Shonda’s wigs which I’m not good at and she pays me 10¢ a year. College is expensive).

So after I sucked the blood plasma out of Kerry W’s brain with a vacuum for Shonda’s daily 3rd lunch salad dressing and I walked into her office to serve her: I overheard her hysterically crying/laughing that the 100th episode was the easiest, laziest episode she’s ever written. She said that the episode is just really a montage of clips and flashbacks and alternate endings that they filmed 5 years ago. - Anon (isp Tyra, Shondaland Plantation employee)

Note:  the hilarious commentary above was submitted by @tyrachai

I’m not in love with her. You know that. You felt that. The truth of the matter is that I’ll never love anyone as much as I love you. You have never chosen me, we’ve done horrible things to one another, but for some reason, I still end up here. In front of you, looking at you, wanting you, in love with you.
—  Jake Ballard, Scandal 
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Fitz and Olivia in 6.01