musicals as history of the entire world, i guess quotes
- hamilton: alexander the great. great idea. he was great. and now he's dead. alexander the dead.
- the book of mormon: africa, please remain christian. we will check in later to see if you're still christian when you least expect.
- heathers: now you can buy your way out of hell. that's bullshit. this whole thing is bullshit. that's a scam. fuck the church. here's 95 reasons why.
- natasha, pierre, & the great comet of 1812: what if russia was big? move over, lithuania, here comes moscow.
- dear evan hansen: this guy, who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying.
- les mis: wait, who's in charge of france now?
- be more chill: technology is about to go crazy!
- spring awakening: you could make a reli- no, don't!
- newsies: what's on the menu? communism!