scambling

  • bloodborne: [does cosmic horror]
  • every indie dev """inspired""" by dark souls: holy FUCK [scambles to add a generic cthulhu to their next early access patch]
  • guys who edit tv tropes: woah... high octane nightmare fuel bro... how will the kids handle THIS one.. this is creepier than courage the cowardly dog and is giving me more fetishes than minerva mink

anonymous asked:

Ok but imagine;; (diff anon replying to ur post about eacker downing drinks when no one's looking) Theo telling on Eacker to Eliza and she freaks out and makes him stay in Pip's room for the night how does it end in your pov

EACKER WOULD BE SENT TO REST UP IN PIP’S ROOM. NORMALLY SHE WOULD SEND HIM HOME BUT THAT WOULD BE WRONG. NO UNDERAGE DRINKING!!!

he is forced to sleep it off. PIP, WHO FORGETS THIS IS EVEN A THING. STUMBLES INTO HIS ROOM AND NEARLY PASSES OUT ON EACKER BEFORE YELPING AND SCAMBLING TO THE FLOOR.

“UH… MOOOOOOM!!!”