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Strifesodos soulmate au: Cloud has the entirety of Loveless written on his back.

Because why would I need sleep?

They were almost artistic, the words down his back.

Cloud hadn’t noticed when they’d appeared, tiny lines fading in one by one, in a near perfect script, neatly paragraphed along his shoulder blade. At ten years old Cloud had little interest in his back and had just reached the age of being appalled by the very notion of his mother wandering in on him changing and half dressed, and so with the only mirror available to him high and small above the bathroom sink he couldn’t say when the words began to darken. It was only when he got hurt playing on the trails outside of town that he clambered up onto the little counter to inspect the damage, hoping to not have to let his mother know what he’d been up to, that he saw it.

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Cheap Meals for When you’re broke

I know I’m not the only one on here who struggles to even have food sometimes, and I know how scary it is when you’ve only got a couple dollars in the bank and you’re wondering how you’re going to eat until your next paycheck, commission, etc. So here’s what I do when I’ve only got a couple dollars to my name and I need to eat. 

All the prices I’m using are from Walmart, simply because no matter how shitty they treat their employees, they do usually have the cheapest prices and I’m pretty sure every state has them…

And before people get up in arms about walmart, as someone who use to work as management staff at another very common grocery store chain, grocery stores keep prices HIGH to give the impression to their shoppers that they aren’t “cheap”, that their produce is “higher quality” than walmart’s even though it comes from the same place, which is pretty shitty as well and when you’re broke you don’t have time to take the corporation’s actions into consideration, you need to feed yourself. 

Ramen Noodles: 12 pack for $5-$9 depending on flavor

 they are extremely cheap and can be bought in bulk, they are also easily dressed up with other foods like vegetables, eggs or meat (if you can afford it) and even cheese.

Baked beans and toast: 28oz can of beans- $3   Loaf of white bread- (couldn’t find exact price but again, a couple dollars, usually less than $5 ) 

 ok, I got this idea from my friend in the U.K. and I know to people in the US this might sound weird but this is the best cheap breakfast food ever. Gets you carbs and protein to start the day and is actually pretty tasty. Just some cheap white bread and some canned baked beans and butter if you like butter. You can freeze your bread to make it last longer as well 

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches: Giant 64oz container of PB - $6  32oz container of Jelly: $2

Peanut butter jelly sandwiches are both delicious and made quickly, plus both peanut butter and jelly last for an extremely long time. You can premake sandwiches and store them in the freezer for a quick grab that’ll thaw by lunch and that will keep your bread from going moldy

Rice: $3 per 5lb bag

rice is a food staple around the world, it’s very cheap, filling, and can be dressed up with all kinds of flavors or eaten by itself. Adding rice as a side dish will help you stretch out your meals longer if you portion it. Feel free to experiment with flavors as well as keeping to the classic rice meals ( rice and beans, rice and vegetables, etc.), try adding rice into soup like dishes to make them more filling as a kind of faux jumbalaya

Potatoes: usually less than $5 for a 5lb bag

potatoes are the single most nutritious food on their own, the skin holds lots of vitamins and minerals while the starchy insides keep you full. Make mashed potatoes with some of the skin left in, baked potatoes, cheesy potatoes… just like rice potatoes are fairly bland and like to absorb the flavors you add to them which makes them very versatile. To make them last longer, place them in the oven for half as long as you would if you were making baked potatoes, allow to cool and then freeze for later use. 

Canned Fruit and Vegetables: ~$2 a can 

While not the healthiest variation of fruit and vegetables, they are definitely the cheapest. Canned fruit is great for straining and eating straight up or if you’re baking savy with supplies around, great for pies and cobblers. Canned vegetables are easily thrown on the stove and strained for side dishes to your meals. 

Frozen Fruit and Vegetables: ~$3-$10 depending on bag size

Not as cheap as canned, but much healthier for you and waaaay cheaper than their fresh counterparts. Frozen fruits are great for smoothies or making a sorbet by just throwing it in the blender with a bit of sugar and lemon juice without thawing. Frozen vegetables are great for steaming and usually taste much nicer than canned. 

Macaroni and cheese: Usually on sale for about $1 per box 

Mac and cheese, need i say more? Great for side dishes or a filling meal on it’s own, you usually only need to add milk and butter. Add hotdog slices or cooked beef for a heartier meal 

Eggs: (walmart says ~$2 for 60 eggs… not sure how accurate that is but if it is accurate then go for it)

Eggs are full of protein and healthy fats and are extremely filling. You can hard boil them to make them last for a very long time. Make egg salads, scambled eggs for breakfast, add eggs to your rice meals or to your ramen noodle meals. Eggs are versatile and cooked in many different ways, you can make your own noodles with just eggs flour and salt and some elbow grease that you can then store in the freezer for later use. 

Frozen Chicken: ~$20 for a 10lb bag

Ok, the most expensive thing on this list but hear me out, a 10lb bag usually holds about 20 chicken breasts, making it closer to $1 per breast, so still much much cheaper than fresh and lasts a lot longer. Protein is important to keep on top of when you’re struggling to eat, and while there are cheaper options for protein, sometimes you just get sick of eating beans and peanut butter all the time. 

Stretch out your meals, use side dishes, eat left overs first

Portion control is a MUST when you’re broke. Cooking a large meal and breaking it down into smaller portions to be eaten later not only saves time but money as well. Give yourself balanced meals, Chicken rice and vegetables, rice beans and vegetables, fruit for dessert. Keeping well balanced meals will keep your energy up for when you have to go longer between meals. 

Adding side dishes will help your proteins stretch further by filling you up. Rice is a great filling side dish

Use your leftovers! Don’t cook another meal and risk it going bad. Yeah, sometimes that means eating the same meal for a week but remember that wasting the food hurts a lot more. 

Check your local food bank!

Do not be ashamed for using resources that are here for you. There is no shame in needing to feed yourself or your family. The more food you don’t have to pay for the more money you have left for your other needs like medication, bills, and emergency situations. You are not asking for handouts, you are using a resource that was made for people in your situation, that is not shameful. You are deserving of food, and tell anyone who sneers at you to fuck off, because everyone has a right to eat. 

Women with young children please apply to WIC (women infants and children). The cashiers at the grocery stores are trained to help you figure out which items you can get, they are trained to HELP you. If anyone makes you feel badly report them to a manager immediately, but please do know that WIC requirements are extremely strict and they have to follow guidelines in order to still be allowed to offer WIC products. They are trained and understand that it’s complicated for new mothers on the program, and again, are trained to be helpful, do not be nervous or ashamed to use it. 

My heart goes out to anyone else who needs this list other than myself. I can’t give you monetary help so this is all I can do. We are in this together, we can get through this. You will not be desperate for food forever, you will get back on your feet. You can do this.  

  • bloodborne: [does cosmic horror]
  • every indie dev """inspired""" by dark souls: holy FUCK [scambles to add a generic cthulhu to their next early access patch]
  • guys who edit tv tropes: woah... high octane nightmare fuel bro... how will the kids handle THIS one.. this is creepier than courage the cowardly dog and is giving me more fetishes than minerva mink

specs15  asked:

For the head cannons ... how about the letter M and with Bucky. 💖💖

M for Making you breakfast! Aww. Ok!

- Bucky is a terrible cook. He can pretty much do scambled eggs and toast and that’s about it. For decades food was nothing but fuel.

- Usually you’re the one to make breakfast for the two of you but when he wants to surprise you he sneaks out of bed early and starts with the really simple things: bacon, pancakes. It’d be hard to screw that up, but he reads the box of instructions like it’s a nuclear code.

- Bucky makes the best orange juice. You never buy it by the carton when that metal arm can squeeze every last drop of liquid out of a real orange with ease. (This one’s so silly omg 😜)

- Bucky loves to make you breakfast because he loves when you try to sneak up behind him while he’s cooking and wrap him in a hug. He wants to scoop you up and take you back to bed but then everything will burn, so he settles for your soft hug and bright smile when you steal a piece of bacon.

Rozay caught wind of the fight from the hurricane bunk and threw his diced pears on he floor, running his fat ass to the scene. As he neared it, he saw Nubia hanging Dehlia OVER the railing. Due to the water splashing all over the floor, Rozay ran as fast as he could just to bust his ass on the wood. “NUBI– OH SHIT!” He screamed, scambling to get back on foot. Once he did he pulled both of the females back away from the ocean. “WHAT THE FUCK I SAID LAST TIME?! WHAT THE FUCK?! I JUST BUSTED MY ASS AND YOU ABOIT TO KILL BITCHES?! NUBIA GO SIT YOUR DEMONIC ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE. NEW GIRL, STOP BEING A BRAT. I WOULD SAY STOP BEING UGLY BUT YOU CANT HELP THE WAY YOU LOOK. DAMN. AND I DROPPED MY DAMN FRUITS.”

@nubicnqueen @nodchlxa

“You know it’s been awfully quiet.” Jarvis said to the two. “Do you think he left early?”

“I don’t think so.” Apollo said. “I mean Lord Shaxx not that kind of man to-“

“WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING SITTING AROUND?!” Lord Shaxx yells making them jump. “GET BACK TO WORK THE MISSIONS ISN’T GOING TO DO IT ITSELF! NOW GO!” All three scambled up and hurried off. “GO! DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU BROUGHT ME A HEAD OF A HYDRA!”

anonymous asked:

"Shit!" Didre swore as the last bit of her lunch slipped from her fingers. Unlike most of the people in the Castle, she preferred to eat her lunch out in the fields. It was less of a trek. That also meant sometimes, the wind picked up her lunch, and flung it. Didre scrambled after the apple, not seeing the tall blond man her apple was rolling toward.

Jarl leaned down to pick up the apple as it kept rolling towards him. Seeing Didre try to scamble after it let him put two and two together fairly quickly, and he extended the hand to give it back to her.

“Take it this is yours?”