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The Types as Moments from SB-129 (a.k.a A Tribute to March 6th 2017)

ENFP: SpongeBob saying good morning to Squidward.

 INTJ: Squidward with a clarinet stuck in his mouth.

INFJ: Door slam scene.

ESTJ: “I’d love to be at work today. But it’s Sunday, the Krusty Krab is closed.”

ISFP: Sea Anemone/Flower trying to grow in the chrome.

ENFJ: SpongeTron being a good friend and saving Squidward from his mental breakdown.

INTP: Squidward when he ran into the can opener room instead of the time machine, looking as if this had happened before.

ESFJ: SpongeTron looking like a proud and concerned parent as he waves good bye.

ESTP: Squidward’s spontaneous time travel trip that ends up sort of disastrous.  

INFP: “Wow… Primitive. It has sort of an old world charm…" 

 ENTP: SpongeGar meme. 

 ISTP: Squidward being kind of happy about being alone.

ESFP: Squidward freaking out about being alone. 

ISTJ: Squidward wanting everything to be normal again to the point where he misses SpongeBob.

ENTJ: "Who’s the barnacle head who invented that game anyway?" 

 ISFJ: "You are, Squidward!”

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I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I SPENT ALMOST TWO HOURS DEBUNKING THE TUMBLR POST WHICH TRIES TO DEBUNK THE SAMENESS OF PRIMITIVE SPONGEBOB AND SPONGEGAR. THEY ARE, IN FACT, THE SAME PERSON.

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The episode of Spongebob Squarepants entitled SB-129, aired on New Years Eve, 1999. This is funny in its own right because of the new millennium and Y2K and all that. In the episode, Squidward gets trapped in the Krusty Krab freezer. Once frozen, the French Guy and title card say, “2000 years later”. Now, Spongebob is one of those shows that is very specific about their time lapses. If Squidward was frozen for roughly 2000 years, it would have said so. If it was 2573 years, it would say so. However, it specifically said 2000. After Spongetron melts Squidward from his icy prison, there’s a calendar in the background that says March 6, 4017. 2000 years before 4017 is 2017. Knowing the episode aired in 1999, that tells us that Spongebob takes place 18 years in the future. This tells us that it is currently 2032 in Bikini Bottom.