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1- Hayatında bir erkek / kız var mı? 2- Sana en son zarar veren kişiyi bağışladın mi? 3- ”Miyav” kelimesini duyunca ne duyunca ne düşünüyorsun ?
4-Şuan gerçekten istediğin şey nedir?
5- Aşık olmaktan korkuyor musun?
6- Plajı sever misin?
7- Hiç başka biriyle bir kanepede uyudun mu?
8- Cep telefonunun arka planı nedir?
9- En son oturduğun 4 yatak ismi?
10- Telefonunu seviyor musun?
11- Dürüst olmak gerekirse, işler planladığın gibi gidiyor mu?
12- En son kimin numarasını telefonuna kaydettin?
13- Hanisini tercih edersin Fino köpeği veya Rottweiler?
14- Hangisi daha çok acı verir Duygusal acı mı Fiziksel acı mı?
15- Hangisini ziyaret etmeyi tercih edersin Müze mi Hayvanat Bahçesi mi?
16- Yorgun musun?
17- Telefon defterindeki kişileri ne kadar tanıyorsun?
18- Bağlı mısın?
19- Eski sevgilinle tekrar birlikte olmayı düşündün mü?
20- Seni öpen biriyle en son ne zaman konuştun?
21- Doğru kişi olduğunu bildiğin biriyle bugün evlenir misin?
22- Seni öpen son kişiyi tekrar öper miydin?
23- Şuan bileğinde kaç tane bileklik var?
24- Birlikte yaşamak istediğin biri var mı?
25- Aklında ne var?
26- Dövmen var mı?
27- Favori rengin ne?
28- Bir daha ki sefere dudaklarından öpeceğin kişi kim?
29- En son kimle mesaşlaştın?
30- Seni öpen son kişiyi düşün, hiç kanepede de öptün mü?
31- Kötü bir şey hissettin ve oldu mu?
32- Konuşabileceğin karşı cinsten arkadaşın var mı?
33- Herkes senin hakkında ne düşünüyor?
34- Hiç kimse güzel gözlerin olduğunu söyledi mi?
35- Seni öpen kişiyi başka birini öperken gördün mü?
36- Sevgililer günün yalnız geçti mi?
37- Seni öpen kişiyle arkadaş oldun mu?
38- Arkadaşlarını aradığında ne konuşuyorsun?
39- Geçen hafta rahatsız edildin mi?
40- Hiç bir metin yazısı yüzünden ağladın mı?
41- Vücudunun neresinde yara var?
42- Ülken neresi?
43- Şuan olduğun yerden uzakta olmak istedin mi?
44- Telefonda konuştuğun en son kişi kim?
45- Favori ayakkabı markan?
46- Saçın kötü olduğunda şapka taktın mı?
47- Tarz için kel olur muydun?
48- Ailen için akşam yemeği yaptın mı?
49- Yatak odanda kapı var mı?
50- Favori 3 websiten?
51- Alışverişten nefret ediyor musun?
52- Vücuduna zarar verdin mi?
53- Vedalar senin için zor mu?
54- Üzerine dökülen son içecek neydi?
55- Saçın nasıl?
56- Genellikle sabah ilk ne yaparsın?
57- İlk kişi sonsuza kadar sürer mi?
58- Ocak 2007’de yalnız mıydın?
59- Yeşil veya mor üzüm?
60- Bir sonraki kucaklaşmayı garantileyen kişi kim?
61- Şuan başka bir yerde olmak ister miydin?
62- Bir sonraki sevgilin ne zaman olacak?
63- 5 saat nerelerde olacaksın?
64- Bu sabah 8 de ne yapıyordun?
65- Geçen yıl kimden hoşlanıyordun?
66- Hayatında yanındayken her zaman gülümseyeceğin biri var mı?
67- Bugün birini öptün/sarıldın mı?
68- Dün gece yatağa gitmeden önce ki son düşüncen neydi?
69- Hiç çok çabalayıp sonunda hayal kırıklığına uğradın mı?
70- Şuan bilgisayarında kaç sekme açık?
71- Kaç parmağın var?
72- Zil sesin ne?
73- 5 ay sonra kaç yaşında olacaksın?
74- Annen şuan nerede?
75- Neden seni seven ilk kişiyle şuan birlikte değilsin?
76- 3 gün içinde birinin elini tuttun mu?
77- Şuan arkadaş olduğun kişilerle 2 yıl önce arkadaş mıydı?
78- 7 yıl içinde aptalca aşk yaşadığın birini hatırlıyor musun?
79- Adı Mike olan biriyle çıktın mı? (Emre diyelim : D )
80- Hiç birinin kollarında uykuya daldın mı?
81- Son 3 ay içinde kaç kişiyi sevdin?
82- Son 3 gün içinde biri iç çamaşırını gördü mü?
83- Bu gece o kişiyle konuşacak mısın?
84- Sarhoş olduğunda araçta pencereden dışarı arkadaşlarınla bağırdın mı?
85- Eğer sevgilin uyuşturucu kullansa umurunda olur muydu?
86- Film izlemeye gittiğinde yaşadığın en ilginç olay neydi?
87- Son aldığın çağrı kimdendi?
88- Biri mumun üzerinde kelebek yakman karşılığında sana $1,000 verseydi, yapar mıydın?
89- Daha fazla olmasını istediğin şey nedir?
90- Birine çok fazla güvendin mi?
91- Pencere açıkken yatıyor musun?
92- Hiç sevgilini aldattın mı?
93- Gerçeği bilmesi gereken birinden gizli tuttuğun oldu mu?
94- Seks aşk anlamına mı geliyor?
95- Bir odada kilitli kalığındda birini öptün mü?
96- Dudağında piercing varken birini öptün mü?
97- Bu hafta yalnız mı uyudun?
98- Seni mutlu eden biri var mı?
99-İlk görüşte aşka inanıyor musun?
100- Birine pembe yalan söyledin mi?”

story time: presidential edition
  • so you know how everyone has a story
  • you know
  • like the story
  • like if you’re at a party and someone turns to you and says, tell the story
  • and you know exactly what they mean
  • the story
  • well 
  • i have a story
  • and not unlike most good stories, it involves three key components:
  • barack obama
  • pre-2008 reebok sneakers 
  • and the absolute earth-shattering horror you can only feel after making the worst mistake of your life

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The Signs As: The Front Bottoms

Aries: The Plan (Fuck Jobs) 
Never underestimate
Poor, hungry and desperate
My body is a temple
How much you think I could get for it?
And I will take cold showers from now on until I learn
That once you fuck the fire all that’s left to do is burn
Baby, burn, baby, burn

Taurus: Everything I Own
It’s reached the point in the night where I need to decide
Whether I’m gonna fall asleep or watch the sunrise
We are both into letting this develop
But the thought of starting over always sounded so much better
But I won’t stop this, and you won’t stop this
It’ll probably go further than either of us wanted
And it all comes down to the fact that I don’t care to
Sacrifice a good time ‘cause someone says I have to

Gemini: More Than It Hurts You
Talk to myself too often trying hard to figure out
Why all these feelings that lie in my stomach
Are always pushing for my mouth
So I will learn to sleep on my chest
And I will learn to let things go
And I will learn to come to terms with the things that I will never know

Cancer: Jim Bogart
I would stop doing all those things the doctor tells me not to do
But I don’t think he understands, I do all of these things for you
And you’ve got gold plastic on your shelf that they gave to everybody else
And you can say it says your name but I don’t think that that would help

Leo: Be Nice To Me
You’re a flashlight in a dark room for the loneliest black-out
You were all that we had left after it all was filtered out
Turn you on in a dark room right before we both pass out
Turn you on when I need you, but the batteries ran out
They ran out

Virgo: Lipstick Covered Magnet
Pretend that this is fake
It helps to kill the pain
All that you want is different
All that you’ll get is same
There’s nothing more to say
I think I’ve said it all
I’m sitting on the edge
I’m waiting for the fall.

Libra: Backflip
One day I will realize I don’t need this because it is just not who I am
Until that day comes, I’ll keep my eyes closed, and I will try to feel all of the effects
Yeah, I will try to feel all of the effects
And now I am talking way too fast and a little bit louder than I should,
Trying to say thank you for understanding my side of the story the best that you could
My side of the story the best that you could
My side of the story the best that you could
The best that you could


Scorpio: Peach
One day you will find someone who will love you like you deserve
But tonight I’m the only one left and I’m betting it’s a fact that you will never learn
Once I sink my teeth, your skin’s not so toughI’ll leave a tiny cut, there’ll be a lot of blood
But once you wipe it up you will feel better about our entire situation


Sagittarius: Boredom Is The Reason I Started Swimming. It’s  Also The Reason I Started Sinking
Keep it simple and honest
Stop crying, you’re an adult
I could stand up, I could man up
It’s just so convenient to be fragile
This pain is constant and sharp
Watching the signals that you send
I wanna feel lethal on the inside
I wanna read American Psycho again

Capricorn: Skeleton
I walk around like a skeleton last night
Confused and alone
Who was I kidding I cant get past you,
You are the cops, you are my student loans
You are a head shaped hole
In a sheet rock wall
You are the pain I feel
You are the stud in the wall
Better than nothing at all


Aquarius: Swear To God The Devil Made Me Do It
I wanna make tear-jerking-shower-curtain-camera’s-running genius
I wanna make them think they’re seeing something they ain’t never seen before
But I am full of shit, I’m a plagiarist
As a liar, I’m a ten
I just want this to mean something to anyone even if they don’t know who I am
I am, I am, I am


Pisces: Just As Big Twice As Swollen
Hey, sweetheart, where’d you get those eyes?
Do you think that I could have a pair?
Love the way that they glaze over
No point in pretending that we care
There are cracks between the concrete that we will all fill up with time
If you wanna move ahead, you will have to leave me behind


story time
  • so during this show
  • (cinderella)
  • (i was a stepsister)
  • we made a bet
  • it was a bet on me
  • but not some wishy washy bet for a sandwhich deal
  • this was real life
  • this was money
  • and the bet was that I could not touch every butt of every person in the show
  • (every butt)
  • i took the challenge immediately 
  • (i am not weak)
  • but I had to do it all in one show
  • and i had
  • 10 minutes
  • (10 minutes of time when i was not onstage)
  • so what is a girl to do
  • i can not touch every butt backstage
  • (every butt)
  • i had limited time
  • i had to get
  • creative
  • i get the techies first
  • it took me the whole ten minutes
  • (they run fast)
  • and I get the extras and some others in the dance sequence
  • (multitasking)
  • but here’s the thing
  • now I have to get the main actors
  • how will she do it?
  • you ask
  • well
  • i will tell you
  • i’ll tell you how i did it
  • it’s called acting
  • i touched the butts
  • onstage
  • (all of the butts)
  • i touch the prince’s servant’s butt on my way onstage
  • (a light tap)
  • (too fast for the naked eye to see)
  • oh but he felt it
  • he knew
  • he knew i was out for the butts
  • (every butt)
  • i saw the fear in his eyes
  • no
  • he mouths to me
  • but it is too late
  • i’ve gone too far
  • i must not stop
  • twenty minutes until the end
  • i must work fast
  • i touch my stepsister’s butt
  • she is not surprised
  • she has bet money on this
  • (she knows what i am capable of)
  • i touch my stepmother’s butt
  • she is standing
  • she forgets her line
  • (she has lost seven dollars)
  • and now things become
  • difficult
  • i am on the floor of the stage
  • (for the scene)
  • and the prince
  • (the next victim)
  • (he has bet against me)
  • he is standing above me
  • facing away from me
  • butt first
  • this is my chance
  • it is now or never
  • i put a hand on the back of his leg
  • he knows
  • he is speaking
  • his voice cracks
  • he smells defeat
  • his defeat
  • my hand ventures up
  • (towards the butt)
  • he begins to sing
  • i touch the butt
  • (every butt)
  • i have won
  • he stumbles over a word
  • he is the loser
  • the curtain closes
  • i have done it
  • all that is left is the wedding scene
  • i have touched all the butts
  • (every butt)
  • i can’t believe you got cinderella’s butt
  • one says backstage
  • my heart stops
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs
  • i have not gotten the last butt
  • (the most precious butt)
  • i cannot do it
  • i think
  • i am in a quick change
  • (another girl’s hands are down my pants)
  • i cannot do this during the wedding scene
  • but i will not lose
  • i have come so far
  • i stop
  • your shoes
  • the techie says
  • i cannot come back
  • it must be done
  • i walk
  • no
  • i run
  • to the next room
  • cinderella is there
  • wearing a tan leotard
  • this is it
  • i think
  • i do not know this girl well
  • (she is catholic)
  • god forgive me for the sin i am to commit
  • i whisper
  • (i cross my chest)
  • the time has come
  • a crowd has circled around the room
  • they are watching
  • waiting
  • cinderella does not know
  • she has not yet truly been exposed to the world and its horrors
  • (she will be)
  • i stop
  • i am so close
  • i do it
  • both hands are on the butt
  • (the most precious butt)
  • i have done it
  • i’m sorry
  • i say
  • it had to be done
  • don’t stop
  • she says
  • what
  • i say
  • i did not expect this
  • a variable has been thrown into the equation
  • (the butt equation)
  • i like it
  • she says
  • she looks back at me
  • i look at her
  • (ten seconds until curtain)
  • she does not blink
  • (nine seconds)
  • i do not know what to do
  • (eight seconds)
  • my hands are still on the butt
  • (seven )
  • i want to move them but i cannot
  • (six)
  • i am not wearing shoes
  • (five)
  • the stage manager busts in
  • (saved by the manager)
  • the next five seconds are a blur
  • my hands are no longer on the butt
  • (i don’t know how)
  • i am on stage
  • i am not wearing shoes
  • the theatre teacher is in the audience
  • she knows
  • she sees
  • this is the end
  • i think
  • it was worth it
  • i bow
  • i am smiling
  • i have won
Bts reaction to their s/o flinching when they get mad:

Anon requested:  Hiii i just want to sayy i loveee ur blog😊 and i would like to ask if u can do a gif reaction for bts and while ur arguing they come closer and u flinch thankuuu 

A/N: guess who is done with mid-terms, sorry for delaying it so much, it’s kinda short, but the Gifs are supposed to express a lot ;;)


Jin:

Originally posted by myjaebutt

Mad at himself for forgetting, takes a breathe and steps forward with open arms and a serious face, “It’s me princess, don’t worry”

Suga:

Originally posted by sugutie

Takes a minute to process the whole situation while punching himself mentally. “Come, let’s cuddle, this is pointless”

J-Hope:

Visibilly hurt. Like he would be trying to hide his tears “I am sorry, baby I really am” he’ll say before pulling you into his arms.

Rap Monster:

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

“you do know that I’ll never ever hurt you right? No matter how angry I am”

Jimin:

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Takes a deep breathe to calm himself, switching to calm you down despite his raging anger. “Who did this to you? Who did this to my girl”

V/ Taehyung:

Originally posted by jiminarmy

Totally forgets about the fight and rushes to you in concern. “Baby, no matter what happens, I’ll never hurt you, calm down”

Jungkook:

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

Stops talking and stares at you, in such disbelief he’ll be smiling “I am not like the ones before me, I won’t use my muscles on you, not my baby girl”
You Meme A Lot To Me

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Y/N, Natasha.

Clint: every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break

Natasha: clint, it’s 2 am.

Clint: every step you take

Clint: I’ll be watching you. happy valentine’s day. my gifts will be delivering later on pls do not trash them

Natasha: is that coulson’s song?

Y/N: this explains why my room is flooded with gifts from the others

Natasha: why must tony give us all cardboard cutouts of him every year?

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: couldn’t u choose a better song old man? this is why u have no valentine. even ur wife said no.

Clint: did i invite u? no.

Pietro: today is a day of love so don’t be salty

Clint: Na.

Clint: hahaha get it

Pietro: no

Clint: ofc you wouldn’t

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‘Why Don’t You Kiss Her?’

Written by: @ilovebeingjoyful
Posted: April 12th, 2017
Warnings: Shy Bucky. Fluffy Bucky. 
Pairing: Bucky x Reader
AN: LOOK WHO FINALLY WAS ABLE TO POST SOMETHING!!! Confession, I have some Jesse McCartney on my playlist–this is one of his songs. I am unashamed to admit that I love this song! I first heard it when I watched Kim Possible So The Drama and have been hooked ever since!

‘Why Don’t You Kiss Her’ : Jesse McCartney (the lyrics will be typed in the fic, but if you wanna listen to it!)


“Bucky!!” (Y/N) squealed followed by loud giggles that echoed throughout the compound. Bucky’s fingers were wiggling as he stalked her around the couch with a mischievous grin on his face. The two of them were playing cat and mouse around the room, as Bucky’s hat was clenched in her hands and being held to her chest. (Y/N)’s giggles were being fought back behind her captured lip as she watched every movement Bucky was making. Deep down she knew he could easily capture her, but Bucky never did. He enjoyed dragging this sort of thing out. 

“Come on, doll, gimme my hat back. Then aaaaallllll this will be over.” His Brooklyn accent seeping through his charming smirk as he slowly began circling her again. 

She giggled and shook her head, “How about a trade? Give me phone back and then I will give you, your hat back.” Her feet moving slowly in circles making sure her back is never towards Bucky. 

“Well, that is what you get for sneaking Snapchat pictures of me with those animated features covering my face!” He chuckled at her, mentally planning his attack, “You turned me into a cat!” Tilting his head at her with a smile, “Then made my head into a cookie! That ain’t cool, darlin.” His smile growing as (Y/N) began laughing again, “Annnnddd let us not forget you did that FaceSwap thing–you put Sam’s face on mine!” Pointing his metal finger at her. 

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anonymous asked:

Do you ever cry because the Het Harry discourse still exists? Like how could you ever think that this beautiful, soft and sensitive pot of sunshine is a heterosexual like.... The straights will never be THIS nice...

I just……

how…….how do people not know?

Literally just look at him

LOOK AT THAT FLOWER PETAL

AH HA, YEAH, BECAUSE THAT WAS A HETEROSEXUAL THING TO SAY

Is this how straights act in their natural habitat?

No…I’m genuinely asking.

Just staring at his bro in a completely platonic manor.

Still…..Just lads staring at lads………

IT’S BEEN SIX YEARS GET A GODDAMN GRIP.

*clenches fists* BUT I GUESS IT’S NOT THAT IMPORTANT!

A gay cherub sprouted from a dandelion seed.

COULD HE BE ANYMORE EXTRA???

APPARENTLY, YES. 

Proud noodle baby!

When you spot your next sugar daddy in the crowd.

Okay, we get it, you can do blowjobs with no hands. RELAX.

I THINK ABOUT THIS EVERY GODDAMN DAY.

Heterosexual who? I don’t think he knows her?

He sure does know how to grind on older men on television, though! 

RIGHT.

WHAT DO HET HARRIES THINK THE RAINBOW FLAG MEANS?

 THAT IS A GAY CUPCAKE

CASE CLOSED.

so now that i’ve slept and ate and feel alive for the first time in two days, i just wanna say

i love Iida and Todoroki so much. what two adorable, sweet, absolutely precious boys

they see their friend is upset and their first reaction is to ask “Are you okay???? Do you need to talk at all???? Can we do something???? do you need anything???? if you need to cry that’s okay, there’s nothing wrong with that. do you want some food???? here, have some of my food”

they’ve both grown so much and they’re both so precious i love them

anonymous asked:

Don't you have any Percy Jackson or Avatar art that you haven't posted yet? I reeeeally need some art of them. Thank you already!!!

Only very very old sketches but if you guys want, I can post some. But they are like..very wip mostly..

hazel and nico hugs

piper

that was supposed to be punk annabeth\nerd percy but well

more annabeth

i have nothing to say

i never liked will’s design 

rainy day vocabulary in Arabic (MSA)

Originally posted by eto2d

some fresh rainy vibes in these hot summer days. requested by @blackteaandlanguages to translate her original post 

transliteration between brackets, verbs are in singular masculine past form

مطر - rain (matar)

تمطر- to rain (tomter)

يتساقط الثلج- to snow (yatassaqat at-thalj)
ينهمر-  to hail (yanhamer)
ممطر - rainy (momter)
يوم ممطر - rainy day (yawm momter) 
طقس ممطر- rainy weather (taqs momter)
فصل ممطر - rainy season (fassl momter)
غابة استوائة - rainforest (ghaba istiwayia)
سيل - shower (sayl)
 عاصفة مطرية- rainstorm (aassifa mataria) 
رذاذ - drizzle (radhadh)
يتدفق المطر - to pour with rain (yatadafaq almatar)
تمطر بغزارة - to bucket down  (tomter bighazara)
طقس سيء- , unpleasant weather (taqs sayie)
يطقطق- to patter (yotaqteq)
عاصفة- storm (aasiffa)
رعد- thunder (ra’ad)
برق- lightning (barq)
ريح- wind (rih)
سحاب- cloud (sahab)
ماء- water (ma’)
قطرة- drop (qatra)
بركة صغيرة- puddle (berka saghira)
مبتل- wet (mobtal)
ندي- moist (nadiy)
زلق- slippery (zaleq)
بارد- chilly (bared)
رمادي- grey ‘ramadi)
معطف مطر- raincoat (mi’tef matar)
مطرية- umbrella (matariya)
حذاء مطاطي- rubber boots (hidha’ matati)
ملجئ من المطر- rain shelter (malja’ menal matar)
رقصة المطر- rain dance (raqsset elmatar)
قوس قزح- rainbow (qaws quzah)
ندى- dew  (nada)

Baze and Chirrut as Dads

Baze as a Dad

  • wears tee shirts, faded jeans, steel-toed boots, and a scowl 98% of the time
  • occasionally a beat-up leather jacket
  • teaches his kids practical self-defense and basic repair skills
  • attends his kids’ pretend tea parties 
  • lets his kids paint his toenails and put ribbons and flowers in his hair
  • is the Good Listener - he listens like there’s nothing more important to him than what his kids have to say
  • is the health nut who buys everything organic but won’t stop his kids from a Halloween pigout
  • emphasizes responsibility and duty
  • will march his kids to apologize in person if they mess up
  • will make his kids scrub the windows or wash the floors if they need disciplining
  • will not tolerate his kids being looked down upon for having two dads
  • reads newspapers and storybooks aloud out of habit

Chirrut as a Dad

  • is dressed in super gaudy colors half the time
  • loves practicing taichi and wing chun with his kids
  • goes for long walks with his kids just to listen to them describe the world around them to him
  • sneaks snack food into the master bedroom, much to Baze’s disapproval
  • is the one the kids go to when they need advice about people or relationships
  • will listen to how his kids talk about people, about issues, and will correct them if need be
  • remembers his kids’ friends’ birthdays and insist on them giving small presents whether there’s a party or not
  • emphasizes respect and kindness
  • will scold his kids if they are hurtful in word or act
  • will not tolerate other people being rude to his kids
  • likes to hold his kids’ hands, even after they’re grown up