says no to school

Shit Slytherins Say: #127
  • Ravenclaw: "You have to kiss the cutest person in the room."
  • Slytherin: "Gryffindor?"
  • Gryffindor: **blushing** "Yes?"
  • Slytherin: "Move aside, I need to get to the mirror."

Shit Slytherins Say: #141

If you can’t dazzle them with brillince, baffle them with bullshit.

V's Route
  • Teacher: can you please put your phone away
  • Me, opening mystic messenger: but it's the new mystic messenger route fo-
  • Teacher, pulling out phone: oh shit it's the new route?
you know it was a good pun if someone tries to kill you for making it
Shit Slytherins Say: #122
  • I either give too many fucks or no fucks at all.
  • It's like I cannot find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution.

pledis has lots of negative sides, but allowing their artists to date isn’t the only right thing they did. first, they take health issues seriously. in aju nice era, wonwoo got enough time to rest and recuperate. when vernon was injured, they chose not to let him perform with the rest of svt in kcon japan. recently, they also chose to let hoshi rest than participate in kcon l.a. and when produce 101 was over, the nu’est members (jr, baekho, and ren) were given enough time to rest. last but definitely not the least, they don’t force their artists into strict diet.