You know how minako has connections to Interpol?
Minako could’ve used that as blackmail when they (Uranus and Neptune) were acting like decks.
Heres how it all shoudve went down.
Minakos like “Uh dud ur drivin is illegal imma tell the intercops”
And haruka would be like “EHHHHH, UR LYIN BAE”
And michiru is like “Pls stop shes not ur gonna get arrested u don’t even wear a seatbelt”
Harukas like “SEATBELTS R 4 WIMPS”
Michirus like “UR SAYN IMMA WIMP”
And harukas like “Maybe bae”
And michirus like “B#TCH U WANT ME TO BEAT YOUR FACE IN WITH WATER?”
Harukas like “Wheres it comin from bae”
Michirus like “WHY DID I AGREE TO DATE YOU”
Harukas like “Cuz u love meeh?”
Michirus like “Ur acting like a Sleez! I THOUGHT U WERE DIFFERENT!”
Harukas like “No bae, i am, Im a gurlll”
Michiru “It doesnt matter if your a boy, or a girl, YOU DON’T TREAT ME LIKE THSI”
And then she runs off cryin
Haruka then looks over to the slightly surprised, very frightened senshi with a grimace and is like “DUDE WTF I THIUGHT WE WERE COOL”
Minakos like “Dude, yo were gonna murder us a second ago.”
Reis like “And Usagis the gurl ya’ll supposed to protect, like wth.”
Usagis like “Yeha! What she said!”
Makos like “ay u want me to smash her face in with a pan, i got cookies for you to snack on while i do it”
Reis like “Didn’t She beat You up?”
Makos like “It was a cheat day bruh”
Amis like “ According to the laws of physics, with a girl like you beating up a person like Haruka-san, Haruka-sans conditon would be explainable in the terms of…"She’d get rekd son”.
Usagis like “Cna I have hte cookies nao.”
Makos like “Sure bruh” before handing the cookies to Usagi and cracking her knuckles at Haruka
Harukas like “Mako no”
And Makos like “Mako yes”
And Haruka gets rekd
(Please do not hurt me i was trying to make a joke I do not mean to offend and stuff)