saying she a hoe

boys like good girls to cheat on them with a bad girl to repost a comment about how they prefer good girls instead of bad girls at the same time they like a bad girls picture and comment something nice at the same damn time they send that picture to their friends saying shes hoe at the same fucking time he says he prefer his good girl cause shes not a hoe and guess what? at the same time… he fucks the “hoe”

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: I’m not over the amount of shit that Zola saw on her misadventure in florida, I mean think about it. She witnessed a murder, a kidnapping, a dude fucking another dude in front his girls face, multiple different guns, and even an attempted suicide, and somehow through out the whole thing Zola managed to keep her calm, and make hella bank. I mean she straight up ran from an enemy squadron of pimps who were gonna tie her up and enslave her into a life of a trapping, and she still made it out. She was even packing a gun when this all went down. Lets not even talk about how much of an entrepreneur she is. She made ads, trapped out this hoe Jessica, knew when to call Z and when not too, had the right mind to not tell Z about the good ass money they made (but jessica fucked that right up). Then Zola managed to write all this down, recorded the whole event, and got her story told. I don’t understand why she is not already Times Woman of the Year. 

  • Hamilton: Then I said "Well, I should head back home"; she turned red, she led me to her bed, let her legs spread.
  • Me: Hoe don't do it.
  • Hamilton: That's when I began to pray: Lord, show me how to say no to this. I don't know how to say no to this. But my god she looks so helpless, and her body's saying "hell yes".
  • Me: Hoe don't do it.
  • Hamilton: Then her mouth is on mine, and I don't say: "No! Go!"
  • Me: HOE DON'T DO IT.
  • Hamilton: I wish I could say that was the last time, I said that last time, it became a pastime.
  • Me: OH MY GOD.

I love Tom with all my heart and to see false rumors about him is completely heartbreaking. He does not deserve this negative press about a big night of his life. The Sun should talk about his achievement not an untrue hookup. Also for all of those people saying Ella is a bitch or a hoe, she is also a victim of this slander.

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shameless S07E3

Carl finding out the hoe he cut his dick for is cheating on him

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Carl snitching on the hoe like she deserves

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Liam actually saying sentences

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U know when u ask a chick abt another girl abt what she’s like and they just say “oh she’s a hoe ” like…that’s not what I was asking Jenna…..good for her for doing what she wants with her body….what is she like you fucking menace…. Like personality

I Should Have Cheated Part 3 || Derek Luh Imagine *Requested*

Here is Part 1 and Part 2

“You’re sure?”

“Yes Delany! Three times positive sure!”

“Okay, well you should say something.”

“How do I say something like that to him?”

“Oh I don’t know, ‘Hey, I saw you looking at me three times now and yes, I do want to fuck.’ Easy peezy!”

“HAHA! Oh my gosh! I’m not a hoe!”

“Well that dress says something different,” she winked at me.

“You’re a mess!”

“Yeah, well. Oh come on! You’re finally feeling better and it’s been almost a month since you broke up with Derek! You deserve to have fun! Look! You’re not even drinking! Like what?! Maybe if you had some liquid courage, you would grow a pair and go talk to him!”

“I’m not drinking because I don’t want to make myself throw up again. I just stopped doing that, I don’t want it to come back. And I’m having plenty fun with my Sprite and cranberry juice mix, thank you very much! D, I told you when you dragged me out that it was going to be a chill night.”

“And it will be a chill night. You’ll just be chilling naked in his bed.” I laughed at how pushy she was being. But she was right, I do deserve fun. I’m sure Derek was “having fun” with the whole female population of Los Angeles. Lord only knows how many other cities he plowed through while we were togeth- you know what, let me stop thinking about him. 

“Alright, fine!” I said finally giving in to her. 

“YAY! OOP, too late,” she said looking behind me.

“What do you mean?”

“He’s coming to you,” she said trying not to look at him, but failing.

“WHAT? Well shit, do I look okay?”

“You look great. Just relax.” I haven’t done this since Derek and I got together.

“Excuse me? I just wanted to say that you both look extremely beautiful this evening.”

“Why thank you, kind sir. Wow, a gentlemen and completely gorgeous? Girl if you don’t go home with him then I will,” she said partly to him, but mostly to me. I was only half listening because he was so mesmerizing and I just couldn’t stop smiling at him.

“Well, I’m Delany and this is Y/N. And your name is?”

“Nice to meet you ladies, I’m Alex,” he said as he shook her hand, but kissed the back of mine.

“Well, that’s my cue to go get another drink. Play nice you two.” With that, she shot me a wink and left to the bar.

“So, what brings you out tonight, Y/N?” God, I loved the way he said my name.

“Um, she did,” I said pointing to Delany.

“She seems like a good friend. You two live together?”

“She is and yes we do.”

“So what prompted that?”

“I used to be in a relationship her brother.” I don’t know why I’m telling him all of this, but whatever.

“You still think about him?”  

“Sometimes, but I really want to, no scratch that. I NEED to forget about him, but I found that to be difficult living with his sister and all.”

“Well maybe I can help you forget.” I’d like to thank not only God, but Jesus for giving me this opportunity, because the rest of that night was HEAVENLY!

*Next Morning*

“Thanks for the ride and the amazing night.”

“My pleasure, no pun intended. It was nice to meet you, Y/N.”

“You too, Alex.”

I got out of the car and went to unlock the front door. I turned around and gave him one last wave before heading inside. I really hope Delany is awake so I can bow down to her for encouraging me to go home with Alex.

I walked further into the house and quickly realized that she was still asleep. Instead of waking her, I decided to run upstairs and shower before doing anything else. I got out and I heard clanking downstairs and knew Delany was up and cooking breakfast. I finished what I was doing and headed downstairs.

“Well, if it isn’t Miss ‘I’m not a hoe.” Did you have fun last night?” she asked me while she started to put the bacon in the hot pan.

“It was absolutely fantastic! Thank you for getting me out and forcing me to have a good time, haha.”

“Of course! I’m glad you had fun. Breakfast should be ready in 15.”

“Okay! Sounds goo-” Shit not again! I quickly ran to the downstairs bathroom and kneeled in front of the toilet while I emptied out the contents of my stomach.

“Shit! Y/N are you okay?” I heard Delany say as she reached the bathroom. I sat back on my heels and sighed as I closed the toilet and flushed.

“I don’t know. I thought this was some 48 hour stomach flu, but it might be a 7 day one. It smells great, but the bacon just made my stomach churn, clearly.”

“We should take you to the doctor. I mean you’ve lost a lot of weight from this vomiting. It can’t be healthy.”

“No you’re right. The Urgent Care opened like 2 hours ago. You wanna leave in 20 minutes?”

“Yeah, breakfast can wait. You should probably go on an empty stomach anyway.”

“Yeah. Wait, did you leave the bacon on the stove?”

“No, haha. I took it off. I’ll put covers on everything and then I’m pretty much ready to go.”

I sighed, “Okay. Give me a few.” She gave me a nod and went back to the kitchen. 

*45 Minutes later*

“Y/N? Y/N Y/L/N?”

“Guess that’s me. I’ll be back.”

“Okay, good luck.”

“Thanks.”

*30 Minutes Later*

I walked back in the waiting room and walked towards Delany.

“Hey! So which drugstore do we have to go to for your prescription?” she asked as she stood up to leave.

“Derek’s house.”

“What? Why would we go to Derek’s house?”

“I’m pregnant.”

“Oh my…god. Okay, let’s get in the car.”

“Yeah.” We drove the 15 minute to Derek’s house and the whole time I was trying to figure out ways to tell him I’m pregnant with his child.

“Wait, how did you not notice your period was late?”

“I just thought the stress threw off my cycle. I don’t see how I didn’t notice the excessive vomiting.”

“Don’t worry, I didn’t think of this as a possibility either. Have you thought about what you’re going to say?”

“Kind of, but I know it’s going to be different once I actually see him. I hate to blindside with this, but he needs to know.”

“Yeah, I agree. I got your back no matter what happens. You know that, right?”

“Of course I do. Thank you for being my best friend.”

We finally pulled up to his house and my stomach pretty much fell out of my ass. Fuck, don’t be a pussy. Grow a pair and just tell him.
I knocked on the door and was met with the brown eyes I haven’t seen in almost a month.

“Hi,” I said breaking the awkward silence.

“Hey. What are you doing here?” he asked me kind of dumbfounded.

“I need to talk to you. Can I come in?”

“Uh, yeah, sure. So, whats up?”

“Look, I don’t know how to tell you this, so I’m just going to say it. I’m pregnant. And yes it’s yours.” He looked at me like I was crazy, but not upset.

“I really hate to ask, but how do you know it’s mine?”

“Because the only person I’ve slept with since we broke up was last night. That’s how I know, Derek.”

“Oh okay. Well, what do we do here? We’re not together and you hate me. How are we going to raise this baby?”

“I don’t know. I just found out half an hour ago that I was pregnant. I haven’t really had time to go over the rest of my life.” I started to cry.

He let out a heavy sigh, “Y/N, we are going to be fine. You know that right?”

“I want to know that, but where do we even start with raising a baby that was completely unplanned?”

“I want you to move back in here.”

“What? Are you insane? Why would I do that?” I couldn’t help but let out a little laugh while I said that.

“Could you put your pride and your hatred for me aside and look at where we are for 5 fucking seconds?”

“You don’t get to talk to me like that! This predicament would’ve been 10x better if you had just kept for fucking dick in your pants! Do you really think I want to live here, big and pregnant, while you go off and dick down whoever? Or even worse, stuck here raising OUR child alone? Not knowing when the fuck you’re coming home? No thanks, Derek! You stay a bachelor and get high, screw around and make your music. This baby and I will stay at your sister’s.”

“You think that’s what I’ve been doing since you left? Yeah I got high and drunk to deal with the pain of me losing you. I tried to make my music, but I couldn’t fucking concentrate because my muse was gone. What I just said will never justify what I have done, but you have to know that I am so sorry and that I have loved you all this time.”

“Then why did you do it? Why did you destroy me like that?”

“I was fucking selfish. I gave into all the girls and lost sight of what I had. I want us back. I want this baby. I want my family,” he said crying. I looked at him not knowing if I could fully trust him or not. 

“Listen, I love you too, but you killed me. I can’t let you do that to our baby. So, for now, I’m staying with your sister, but we can work on us.” He looked at me and kissed me with so much fucking love. Shit, what am I getting myself into?


*5 months later*

I finally moved back in with Derek and I can tell that what he said to me 5 months ago was true. I have my doubts, but I have to trust him. 

“Can you believe we’re having a girl, Y/N?”

“No! I still can’t believe we’re having a baby! We only have four more months and I think we have enough stuff for her to last her until she’s at least 3, haha.”

“Our families just want to make sure we are set.”

“I know, and I couldn’t be more grateful. Is really happening?”

“Yeah, and we are beyond ready,” he reassured me.

*3 ½ Months Later*

*17 Hours Later*

“You did so good, Y/N! Look at her! She’s so tiny. I helped make her?”

“Yes, Baby. She’s ours. She’s finally ours.” I saw him as he looked at her like nothing else existed. “Here, hold her.”

“Hi, Jennifer. I’m your daddy and I love you and your beautiful mommy more than life itself.” 

I looked at my family in pure awe. I shouldn’t have cheated and I’m glad I never did because if I had, we wouldn’t be here right now. In this perfect life. With my perfect family.

dude whoever has like hair down to @ least to the small of their back (me) n washes it everyday are fuckign CHUMPS !!! call me a nasty but I do not wash my hair everyday like I physically cannot handle that on a day to day basis I just pour the whole baby powder container into my hair n dye it white before I sleep. when I wake up all is GOOD !! the only reason I wash it is when my mom yells @ me sayin how I’m such a dirty ass hoe but if she don’t say nothing I don’t wash it for like 5 days I don’t care I don’t have anyone to impress………………….

anonymous asked:

"so she manipulated everyone and everything into settling the way they did in 686 for the sole purpose of protecting her child. She has a messy one-night stand with Ichigo after her pregnancy is confirmed" WOAH! did you just confirm hoehime hoeness ? lol, I thought your crew "lorved" orihoe? WTF? Now she's a manipulative hoe? Yo, I've been saying that for 15 god damn years lol, and I was a bitch ass bitch who hated hoehime for Luving ichiLoser? Now y'all are preaching to same gospel? NICE!

sweetie pie do you understand the concept of ‘things i want to see explored in fics that may not necessarily be canon compliant’ and/or morally grey faves and/or ‘the canon railroaded itself so hard that all previous interpretations of it has to be thrown out the window’ 

I hate how under appreciated Ginny Weasley is. 

I’m so disappointed that they didn’t let Bonnie Wright act like she could have in the movie. 

I hate when people say Ginny Weasley is a hoe just cause she had “a lot of boyfriends.” She only dated three boys, and one of them was Harry Potter. 

When I see Ginny Weasley, I see an incredibly strong and brave girl. She is quick-witted, intelligent, and beautiful. She knows exactly what she wants and gets it. She is the best wizard in her family. 

She loved Harry for Harry, not because he was the chosen one. She was able to let him go when he needed to leave her, and she was not a bitch about it. She was waiting for him when he got back, because she knew that her love was strong enough for them to come back together.

She survived being under Voldemort’s influence, and she learned from her mistakes.

She was a friend to Neville and Luna, when other people did not want have anything to do with them. She made them feel wanted, and she helped them with Dumbledore’s Army.

She would do anything for her family, and she always did what was right, period. 

I always got the impression after the war that Ginny was their anchor. She probably showed little emotion about Fred.. not cause she did not have any emotions, but because she knew she had to be the strong one. 

Ginny Weasley proves that if you love someone enough, it will work out for you in the end, one way or another. Even if it is not in a way that you would expect.

Ginny Weasley is inspirational, and she is so much more than Harry Potter’s girlfriend/wife. 

She is strong and independent. I wish she was recognized like Hermione. 

This is why Ginny Weasley is my favorite female from the HP series. 

reasons not to follow @audreil

  • has both vagued me and name dropped me in one night
  • uses me as an excuse to talk about her Personal Issues… yikers
  • her main blog is a one direction blog. unironically. we shoudl all pray for syeda
  • the rudest hoe i know ???? but soemtimes she says nice thnks and makes you reconsider………..
  • she’s still a rude ass rat thoguh
shameless had me like S7E01

Ian finding out Caleb is cheating

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Frank dodging death yet again

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Finding out Lip was sticking to his rehab

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Fiona saying she is ‘’done with men’’

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Carl getting circumcised for some hoe

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CITY OF DEMONS

Chilllllle, we need to call a priest to clear up all this shady and sinister air, perform an exorcism. If it’s not people fighting then it’s shade being thrown. The demons weighing heavy this episode, hunty.

  • I don’t know about y'all but I was tired of Aaliyah and Dream popping they gums. The episode started off with the ladies trying to squash the beef, Aaliyah visited Paloma and her plastic sanctuary only for them to go at it again. I called the bullshit did you? My girl Loma called Aaliyah out by saying she wanted to see the New York Hoe come out and hell we all wanted to cause she’s always running her mouth saying she’s from New York … I bet Paloma wished she hadn’t said that or do her infamous kick in the back because Liyah came out SWANNNNNNNING, hunty. She was trying to give Paloma a permanent red dye job and I don’t know if she succeeded but Paloma was looking kind of rough after the fight, like Wanda from Holiday Heart. We knew these hoes wouldn’t last. We just happy they asses fought.
  • I don’t know what’s going on at Real 92.3 but they need to get they shit together. I see Domo trying to keep these females in line but that’s damn near mission impossible. He called a meeting about a few artists on the cast and in general who’s music wasn’t being played. Now if anyone else saw the direct shot then you would’ve also seen Dream blowing up on Domo. After being accused of not only not playing Migos, The Artist, Tinashe and a few other artist she was accused of showing favoritism to Jru … he aiiiight though. Dream must’ve felt offended and went in saying she did her job and that she had taken a break she also threw a shot at Sin’s boyfriend The Artist about a problem that occurred at Club Elite a few nights ago. Now Dream small but she flipped that chair with ease. I ain’t even bout to sit here and lie … Domo looked like he was bout to Incredible Hulk her ass.
  • Now if I didn’t know any better I would believe that everyone hates my girl Aaliyah. Amai and Aaliyah ended up meeting up at Amai’s salon to what Aaliyah thought was a business ordeal. Now after sitting there and feeling each other out Amai wasted no time in going on on Aaliyah about her fight with Paloma. The two parted ways with throwing them hands, I’m sure these two fight soon all these New York girls the same. 
  • Now some of the cast are heading to New York (the best place to scam) to promote the show and their brand. Ailani been working hard and getting this cast together. Now Aaliyah was at the airport and being the huge YouTuber she is she decided to blog for a few seconds about what she was currently doing. Well huntyyyyyyyyy apparently three seconds was too much for og/newcomer Alani. If you ask me I want to know why all these girls sweating Aaliyah so much? That just means she’s doing something right. Well Alani threw a slick comment saying that Aaliyah couldn’t go anywhere without a camera ……. UMMM GURLLLLLLL. One, she’s a YouTuber so her face and every little second of her life makes her money and two aren’t y'all being recorded for a reality show? Hunty, she just wanted to be relevant for her two seconds of fam. Who are you again? Oh, the next one to probably meet Aaliyah’s fist. Alani have several seats.
  • I’m assuming Mona doesn’t believe in background checks because her show is filled with criminals. First KD and now newcomer Mercedes. She and Amira, who’s album is dropping tomorrow, decided to play catch up on everything. Turns out that Mercedes and her jail boo ended up going to jail over some guns. She’s a real ride or die BITCH YASSSS. Me? Oh no I can’t go to jail because I’m too pretty. I wonder if he knows she’s airing they dirty laundry then again if he’s in jail and she’s out someone had to do more than spilling to their friends.
  • Now the radio station is in shambles. It seems like after the blow up on the Sinner’s Playground no one is trying to work with the station. The staff are all on vacation or simply haven’t showed they black asses up for work. Can you say UNEMPLOYED? Ryan and Dominic are trying to get everyone together for a company retreat …. bitch … that’s like putting a fat bitch in some small fishnets … baby it’s not going to happen. As much as they want to squash the beef them bitches aren’t mature. FUCK around and have a murder case, someone gets drowned or not get caught during the trust exercises. That’s asking for a problem. A lot of females in one room … CATTY
  • Seems like Nasir can’t stay mad at his woman for long or more like Sin wasn’t having that SHIT. I mean how many times he want her to apologize but I she never said she regretted being with Ailani. Did anyone miss her saying that she needed to suck his dick on camera for him to forgive her? I don’t know about you but it seemed like Nasir changed his mind then. She’s a nasty lil hoe. A freak in streets and the sheets. After finding out that she was on that pole showing all her goodies she might want to get on her knees. Great Value Jay and Bey are back at it again but how long can Sin keep herself together?
  • Lastly the episode ended with Ailani Savage and Saint Ave’s heated conversation. Jru King wanted to mend the friendship between the two after their latest argument but I don’t think that was the best idea either. After Saint and Ailani exchanged a few words and the word Bitch was tossed around, AIlani decided to punch Saint in the face. Now I don’t condone violence but I would have understood of Saint knocked the living daylights out of Ailani with Jru standing right there. These females must be taking steroids. 

[throws some holy water on the cast and starts speaking in tongues] I don’t know how this NY trip is going to go but huntyyyyyyyyy you have too many NY hoodrats going to their old stomping grounds. My pussy is just burning with drama hunty

so today in my english class my teacher was trying to teach us new strategies to revise our writing and one of them was to change the mood…. she dead changed a piece about a girl crying to her mom to a guy coming home and getting undressed on some predatory shit like the whole class was so uncomfortable!!! like the shit was like “she knew she couldn’t say no” like YES TF SHE CAN HOE!

Nicki Minaj confuses me sometimes. I like her for the most part and I know certain colloquial in rap is different than everyday speech, but she says she is for women and not putting them down and then says something like this: “
All them hoes, ain’t nothin’ like them
Nigga you know you’d never wife them”

Can anyone explain this? Sounds like another, “I’m so special I’m in a relationship with YOU and none of them other bitches are ‘cause I’m different and not like them. Nanananana!” =/ I don’t expect every woman to be perfect and not say off things from time to time, but she has said “hoes” and “bitches” in her songs before, and they came off as slut-shaming. Not simply reclaiming the words and acknowledging female peers informally like how many black people acknowledge each other as, “Niggas.” 

  Also, she still comes off as “respectable” by suggesting her young fans SHOULD go to school instead of saying, “Go to school if you can and want to.” I’m a fan of education but I’m also a fan of people who can’t get one for whatever reason. Education is expensive and mentally exhausting. It’s not for everyone. She also makes it seem if she did fuck her male co-artists, she would be “easy” and we would have a reason to not respect her. A lot of women sleep with male co-workers based on false pretense of said men “helping” their career. That’s not being “easy.” That’s being manipulated. And sometimes it’s consent and an understanding between the two. She still has this idea that you can be proud of your sexuality and have agency over it just as long as you don’t “give it” to men “easily.” 

 And she never apologized for her nappy-headed hoes comment. She just kind of started talking about black womanhood and feminism after that, and it seems as if she hoped we could cosign her with that and forget about her misogynoiristic remarks.