I love how on cutthroat kitchen, when the sabotage is something like you have to use a coffee maker to make something and the contestant is like wtf then Alton Brown goes and says “I’m very disappointed in how they chose to poach their egg. If it were me I would put the egg in the back tank where the water is hotter and not in the coffee pot itself” like you wild Alton. I love it.
*slides a valentine's day card that says: "Hi, you make the best poached eggs ever." down your way*