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How I imagine married!Dramione convos go

Draco: Oh, the famous Gryffindor lioness likes me?! The devastatingly handsome Slytherin, loved by all?

Hermione: Draco.

Draco: Why I never thought I’d see the day.

Hermione: pls stop

Draco: Whatever will people say, us, the two opposites falling for each other?

Hermione: Malfoy, we’ve been married for six years.

Hermione: We have two kids.

Hermione: It took you a year to get me to go out on a date with you.

Boys are disgusting I say as I stare lovingly at Steve Harrington and his beautiful lustrous hair and amazing skin and perfect lips, I hate boys I say as I reblog a photo set of Jonathan Byers wearing a grey jumper.


Companion piece to Two Prompt Tuesday #16
Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Reader
Word Count: 1270
Warnings: Smut. No methods of birth control mentioned – doesn’t mean y’all shouldn’t be practicing safe sex. Little bit of language. 

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