say the wrong thing

wendigo-wendigone replied to your post: The character was portrayed poorly in Batman Forever but I don’t understand the hate towards Jim Carrey the fandom seems to have   


I disagree he was done poorly.   When Batman Forever came out, Mr Gorshin was the defining performance.  Jim Carrey did that but turned it up to eleven, as he is wont to do.  His Riddler is not bad, it’s just not what we’re used to.

anonymous asked:

it's really really uncommon for english speakers to pronounce macarons and macaroons differently. like I don't think this was about them having tom say the wrong pastry, but just that's how english speakers usually pronounce it. I don't mean that in an "ugh those americans, saying things wrong as usual" like this is common amongst most english speakers and everyone understands what they're saying. most people will still spell it as "macaron" while pronouncing it the other way

i mean everyone that i’ve ever spoken to distinguishes them and im in the US. and if anyone ever said macaroon instead of macaron, they were always corrected. because they are two different pastries. it’s a common mistake, yes, but it’s still a mistake and it’s still incorrect. they should’ve had tom say it properly. 

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Sett på motdemon idag. Vikings take no shit


picture submitted by one of the brave people that today were counter-demonstrating that swedsih nazis were marching outside a synagogue in göteborg. swedish nazis had been allowed to do this march on yom kippur by göteborg city. the counter-demonstrant were there to try to, well not allow nazis hang out right next to a synagogue on yom kippur. and also of course to protest the growth of nazism in current day sweden.

the picture shows one of the counter-demonstrants with a sign that translates to: “vikings against the incorrect abuse of rune letters"

this message references how nazism icongraphy uses several rune letters

i mean it’s not like i spend every hour consciously saying “i hate myself.” it’s just that when things go wrong my first response is “of course” “i deserve this” “this is because i suck.” if someone asked me “do you like who you are” i’d be stuck. i don’t feel like i’m 13 and emo anymore, but i kept the sidebangs. i feel weird saying things like “i’m a burden and waste of space” but i feel like that. just maybe not in those words. it’s just like i swell too big for the area. like i splash over the sides, a party foul, the spilled drink. i mean how extra would it be to say something like “i don’t like myself enough to keep living”. doesn’t that just cause other people pain. doesn’t that just make people worry. but on the other hand i’m stuck because i feel numb, vague, blurry. like i should evaporate. like i do nothing but cause people distress when i should be helping. like okay. i don’t hate hate myself. but if the car was coming i wouldn’t get out of the way in a hurry.

Backstory: We’re interrogating the leader of a group of cannibals. I’m a rouge, and I’m in a group with a gunslinger, a ranger, and a bard.

Mayor: I’ll die before I tell you anything!

Me: I slit his throat.

Gunslinger: We’re trying to get information.

Me: I slit his throat.

GM: Ire slits his throat.

Ranger: Why the hell did you do that you moron.

Me: I roll to compel the gods to put his spirit back into his body.

The entire party: what.

Me: *rolls nat20 plus 13*

GM: Jesus Christ, Ire somehow convinces the gods to gingerly put the guy back in his body and heal his wounds.

Me: What were you saying about dying first?

Mayor: What the fuck is wrong with you.

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Professor Longbottom is the head of Gryffindor house and the Ravenclaws don’t understand why, because if Professor Potter killed Voldemort, shouldn’t he be head of house? So as Ravenclaws do, they pushed the subject even though it wasn’t their business (mostly because Gryffindors just shrug it off and move on). Ravenclaws asked headmistress McGonagall why, and she just responds with “Because Professor Longbottom is a more exemplary Gryffindor.” And the Ravenclaws are like “what? No?” So they take the matter to Professor Potter and ask him. He just laughs and says, “I fought because I had to, because I was chosen by Voldemort, and was magically linked to him, I had no way out. And Neville was chosen by the death eaters. He faced more enemies personally, and he could’ve ran and hid, but he was the face of the revolution here. Neville stood his ground while I was in hiding.”
And all the Ravenclaws become awestruck and ask for more information, and both professors just brush off the subject. And because the Ravenclaws are who they are, when history of magic has it’s lesson on the war at hogwarts, they pay more attention than anyone and soon have a deeper understanding and respect for Professor Longbottom.

I really appreciate that even though Kara was in a terrible situation, she still answered the phone when Lena called the first time. She could have just as easily let the call go to voicemail (she had every right to do so) but instead she picked up the phone and told Lena that it wasn’t a good time and that she would call her back. Kara’s going through so much in this scene and she feels awful but she still answers the phone instead of ignoring Lena because she’s an extremely caring person and she doesn’t want Lena to feel brushed off. It was a subtle but important way of showing how well Kara knows Lena and I just thought it was a good moment.

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That was probably the wrong answer…

the poets were wrong.

you don’t burn and there are no tornadoes in your chest,
your hands don’t hold galaxies or stars
and your anger isn’t a volcanic god
ready to smite every enemy.
the moon doesn’t love you and neither do the stars,
but the earth does, in its own way, i guess.

see, you are human, my dear,
born to destroy and to take and to make,
born to learn and to watch. you observe the stars;
they do not observe you.

you run from tornadoes or you chase them,
you do not become them. your anger is just anger
an emotion to control or be controlled by;
volcanoes can stay dormant for years
but you are never still.

and why would the moon love you?
why would the stars?
they are too far away to be swayed by a pretty face,
but the earth lives under your feet, it feels you dance
to the beat it drums out in thunder and rain.

you are human, fragile
and while your skin is weak your heart beats strong.
it might not hold hurricanes but it does hold love,
and this can be just as deadly.
your anger won’t ever level cities
but it can topple friendships
and they amount to the same thing.

the poets were wrong.
you are not out of this world,
you are of it and beloved to it,
and you are still special.


HUMAN NATURE // l.s.

The german translation of today’s Boruto episode shows how Boruto percieves his father and he says that Naruto adores Hinata and he’d do everything for her.

Translation: He adores Mom and does everything she wants.

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emma swan + autumn