say it!!

the difference between sherlock n john is johns like poetic in the classic way where hes trying to find the most beautiful words but sherlock’s very literal and sometimes his words are TOO literal but still endearing but sometimes he says incredibly beautiful things because that’s just the literal truth of how he feels, john’s smile IS like the warmth of the sun

Shit Slytherins Say: #62
  • Most species bare their teeth as a threat, as a display of aggression, of leadership. It is a reminder that these clenched jaws can and will open your yielding throat.
  • I want you to think of this the next time I smile.

Context: We just began playing Curse of Strahd. Our bard used Phantasmal Force on some scarecrow’s that were trying to kill us. She laughs about torturing them with illusions as she murders them. A few minutes later we see an illusion that makes it look like a war hero that our bard admired is dead in the road. She believes the illusion to be real and sobs beside the fake body for a decent amount of time and the party tries to comfort her.

Fighter: calm down it’s not real it’s an illusion.

Bard: still sobbing This is so cruel! There is no reason to make such an evil illusion! Who would do something so horrible?

Ranger: You. Five minutes ago. To a bunch of scarecrows.

“Sherlock being a dad is so ooc he hates kids!!”

Cool but remember in TGG when Moriarty put the little kid on the phone and he became frantic and was visibly relieved when the kid didn’t get blown up? Or in ASiB when the little girls come to him about their grandad’s death on the plane and while he was quite harsh in his wording, he told them the truth unlike the rest of the adults in their lives? Or in TRF when he does his best to be calm and gentle with the kidnapped girl and looks horrified when she starts screaming in fear? Or in TSo3 when he’s in 221B alone with Archie and they get on well enough that he’s willing to show him case photos, and Archie gives him a hug when they see each other at the wedding, and he listens to Archie’s opinion on the case they’re trying to solve? Or in T6T when he agrees to be Rosie’s godfather, and hands her rattle back to her with a smile when she throws it? Or in TFP when he does his best to be calm so he can help the ‘little girl’ even though he’s being out through a series of extremely stressful tasks designed to destroy him emotionally? Or at the very end when he’s shown looking completely comfortable holding and interacting with Rosie?

But you’re right he totally hates kids

SHERLOCK BEING LIKE “HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU HOW LOVELY YOUR SMILE IS? HOW LOVELY YOUR LAUGH IS? HAVE THEY??” BUT THEY HAVENT AND HES THE FIRST AND HE CANT EVEN BELIEVE THAT BC JOHNS THE MOST AMAZING MAN WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE HES EVER SEEN???

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