I feel like a lot of characters would disapprove. At least of the “regardless of many turns it takes” part. It sounds a lot like “the end justifies the means” and i’m pretty sure that some people would totally not like it if that path takes you by the Dark Side.
“After a long and perilous search, the Jedi finally track down Separatist leader, Count Dooku. During a heroic attempt to capture the Count, Anakin Skywalker has gone missing. Having lost contact with Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi heads towards his friend’s last known location, a lone Separatist frigate in the far reaches of the Outer Rim.”
WHAT??? They make episodes about fucking Jar Jar Binks but not about Anakin heroic attempts at capturing Dooku??? I feel so betrayed right now.
The offense just got repaired by Obi Wan in a spacesuit. Now would someone explain to me how his Jedi clothes fit in that spacesuit?
OH SO it was a stratagem.
Obi-Wan: “When you’re a Jedi Master, you can make the plan.”
This. This is something that I never really understood. The difference between being a Jedi Master and a Jedi’s Master. That’s why I was suprised when I learned about Ahsoka. ‘cause in RotS he’s like “how can I be on the Council if I’m not a Master” and I always assumed you had to be a Master to have a Padawan. But apparently not, even if said Padawan calls you Master ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯
We’re not even 3 minutes into the episode and Anakin already looks angry af. Oh, hello Snips.
“Dooku out.” Ohmygods it’s like the pipe that goes into the Chamber of Secrets. Christopher Lee would make a good Salazar Slytherin.
What is that shity tactic??? Dude is on a big ship with probably tons of droids and canons and shields stuff and he decides to escape with a smaller ship??? It’s like being in a tank and you take out your bike while there is other tanks chasing you.
Ooooh, Shiny Planet.
*Dooku takes Anakin’s saber* Is there a Star Wars character that hasn’t put his hand on this thing at some point.
Well, there is Kylo Ren.
Look, the aliens are here!!
I KNOW THIS DUDE!!! HE’S THE ONE THAT GETS OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN SUPER DRUNK IN WICKED THING AND HE HAS DOOKU PRISONER AND THE ESCAPE IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Ohoh. Obi-Wan lighsaber is fucking up. This is not good.
Now, how two Jedi without weapons will do against an evil looking cave thing, hu?
Pirate Dude Whose Name I Forgot: “Your solar sailor is very beautiful.”
No it’s not. It’s orange. And stocky. It’s fucking ugly.
Florrum, civilized? No, I think not.
I just noticed
A nose like that is not a human nose. What are you, really, Dooku? And his ear go farther back than his hair.
NICE JOB BREAKING IT ANAKIN AND OBI-WAN. And by it I mean the floor of the closed cave your in, liberating probably (it’s ominously green) toxic gas.
Anakin: “It’s just gas.” Obi-Wan: “Yes. Probably toxic gas.”
See Anakin, Obi-Wan knows his tropes.
AHSOKA TO THE RESCUE.
Saddly they don’t get hammered and flirty here :(
“Jedi! Now that your business is completed, we invite you to join us in the grand hall for a banquet.“
Oh so they might still get drunk and I really wanna see that?
Palpatine: “Senator Kharrus and Representative Binks will be dispatched immediately.”
DO NOT SEND BINKS GODDAMIT PALPATINE WE GET IT YOU’RE EVIL NO NEED TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY.
look at this cutie:
Pirate Dude: “Now can I persuade you to join us for a drink? It’s a tradition, in the name of friendship.” Obi-Wan: “All right, but nothing too strong. He’s flying.”
Look I don’t really know why but I find this to be a really funny line.
Maybe because there is very few risks to actually hit something in space? Or maybe because Anakin may be a 21 year old married Knight who’s been fighting all kind of things for year and his the Chosen One and all but You Do Not Let The Padawan Get Drunk.
This was the most obvious glass switching ever. You’re so lucky the pirates are drunk.
look he waited until his master was looking at him and smiled and raised his drink and why is he so cute and yes hello if you didn’t know i’m obikin trash.
And on this good words I bid you farewell and, like, see ya tomorrow o/
Wow I can’t believe I lost so many followers in like five minutes for suggesting that maybe YouTubers that just can’t take their foots out of their mouths aren’t, in fact, as bad as actual genocidal nazis
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