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Say goodbye to your ovaries and Welcome to the destiel porn!

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Dracula 2000
The first movie when instead of being afraid of the villain i found him irresistibly sexy. This is the movie from which my love for vampire movies and “misunderstood” villians began. I just did the quick math and turns out I was twelve. So people who are saying it’s Loki’s fault that most villains are being portrayed as sexier than the good guy in the movie - are kind of wrong. It goes way back than Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch era.
Gerard Butler - your husky voice and cerulean eyes are God’s gift to women. Also seems like pale, raven haired, blue or green eyed guys are my type. (Loki, Khan, Dracula etc ;)))


Look how sexy he is and immediately go rewatch the movie, or watch it if you still haven’t. Say goodbye to your ovaries first.

anonymous asked:

Hi there! Idk if you are taking prompts, but I think this one is a gem for anyone interested: My local radio station is having a "hottest dads" contest for Father's Day where the winner gets tons of prizes. After hearing it all I could think was married-with-kids sterek. Stiles snapping sexy pics of hot-Dad!Derek & submitting them, determined to win. Then Derek complains at first, but then gets really competitive. Stiles reaps the sexy benefits of steamy photoshoots with his hot dad husband ;)

So, Monica wasn’t a fan of her work placement. Beacon FM might have been the hot dive back in the day, perhaps when The Beatles were storming America, but it’s most definitely peeked. She’s not even sure people listen to the radio these days. Monica sure as hell doesn’t. But, her journalism teacher Ms Barry is so freaking enthusiastic, and such a sweetheart that when she sailed into the classroom announcing she’d found Monica the perfect opportunity to further her grade, Monica hadn’t the heart to tell her no. 

Besides, her other option was to sit around and watch re-runs of Frasier all day, and though she’s appreciative of the banal humor, after a while she starts laughing like Sideshow Bob and judging herself. 

Summer is tough. 

Correction, summer was tough. 

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OKAY IS IT JUST ME OR DO THE SPN CAST ALL MANAGE TO BE PAINFULLY ATTRACTIVE LIKE YOULL THINK “OKAY IM SAFE THERE’S NO WAY I’LL EVER FIND THEM SEXY” BUT THEN WHAM BAM MOTHERFUCKER SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR OVARIES BECAUSE GUESS WHO MORPHED INTO A SEX GOD SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE