say goodby

All right, dudes, after seeing that one Wheatley fansong post this morning, I thought I’d link to some cool Portal fansongs with lyrics! This is not counting remixes that use characters’ dialogue.

Don’t Say Goodby by Ellen McLain - A GLaDOS song, sung by her voice actress! (This version was modified to sound like GLaDOS’s voice.) Since it’s not in any of the games and is not canon, I’ll count it as a fansong.

Black Holes by Aviators - A melancholy Wheatley song.

Wheatley’s Song by MIracle of Sound - A catchy, more upbeat Wheatley song.

Why, Wheatley, Why? by Machinima - A Wheatley song, and one that I’m not sure is supposed to be silly or serious. A great song either way.

Harry101UK’s Youtube Channel - I’M NOT LINKING TO ALL HIS SONGS INDIVIDUALLY BECAUSE HE HAS TOO MANY. But the titles to look out for are: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Science!, Hello, Carol of the Turrets, The Wheatley Rap, The Pit Song, Defective, Hark! Our Turret Voices Sing, What Does the Chell Say?, GLaDOS Is to Blame, Making Science, If I Were a Core, The Wheatley Song, This Is Aperture, and Baby It’s Space Outside. WHEW!

Wheatley the Blue-Eyed Moron from Goodbye Christmas Caroline - A cute Wheatley song.

Goodbye Christmas Caroline - Wait apparently there’s a bunch of other songs from this project??? I haven’t listened to most of them but there you are!

Mission Control by Machinima - A Space Core song! Doesn’t quite follow Portal canon but it’s still great.

World Without a Sky by Machinima - A song about GLaDOS, Chell, and Wheatley. One of my favorite fansongs.

Aperture Labs by BabyCharmander - okay this is kinda cheating because I made this one, but still. General song about Aperture.

I know there’s others that I’m missing–I remember there were one or two other Wheatley songs from the earlier days of the fandom, but I can’t find them. Anyone else have any songs to add? (Again, this is specifically fansongs with lyrics, not counting remixes using dialogue!)

The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, February 15, 1922

Glub! Glub! Glub! Glub!

Ah, sister, what is that sorrowing sound I hear?

It is the galosh saying goodby.

But why does the galosh say goodby.

Ah, she is saying goodby because she has had her brief hour center stage and must now make way for that foreign upstate, the Russian boot.

Imagine being friends with 5sos and them dropping you off at the airport and Ashton hugs you so tight you can barely breathe and then Calum hugs you real tight but not without slapping your butt and then Luke would just pick u up and whisper how much he’ll miss you and by the time he let’s you go Michael and your suitcase are nowhere to be seen because he didn’t want to say goodby to you

I just don’t even know what my favorite part was….that Bellarke scene fucked me up….that last scene with Kane and Abby fucked me up….the delinquents banding together to help Murphy fucked me up….Murphy’s motivational speech fucked me up…..Bellamy casually getting on the dropship moments after Abby said goodby to Clarke fucked me up…..I’m just fucked up.