say anything was a real boy

Have you seen this? I'm not going to say anything just look, I mean jimin was USING THIS ON THE MV AND THE MEANING kjnsdnfalsk I need to calm down lol anyway is this another proof of kookmin being real? and I know that he only used it on the mv but we know that jimin likes to give us hints like in this recent video where he and jk wear the same jacket :) so...  XD
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I say, “In the contract we said we wouldn’t break each other’s hearts. What if we do it again?” 

Fiercely he says, “What if we do? If we’re so guarded, it’s not going to be anything. Let’s do it fucking for real, Lara Jean. Let’s go all in. No more contract. No more safety net. You can break my heart. Do whatever you want with it.”

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fave books read in 2016 - 6/8  
to all the boys I’ve loved before and p.s. I still love you by jenny han

I say, “In the contract we said we wouldn’t break each other’s hearts. What if we do it again?” Fiercely he says, “What if we do? If we’re so guarded, it’s not going to be anything. Let’s do it fucking for real, Lara Jean. Let’s go all in. No more contract. No more safety net. You can break my heart. Do whatever you want with it.”

a concept: wizarding fukbois.
  • you know what i mean
  • hogwarts fukbois.
  • you always get the “draco malfoy and his clique are fukbois” cliche and I just want to say: this ain’t real life if they’re the only fukboi squad in the entirety of hogwarts, a MAGIC SCHOOL
  • nananana, son. show me them arrogant gryffindor fuckbois that will do ANYTHING for attention
  • them smart-ass smooth ravenclaw fuckbois who will dazzle  ya girl with their knowledge (and clever pick-up lines, that’s a real panty-dropper)
  • HOW BOUT THEM HUFFLEPUFF FUCKBOIS!! bet your sweet ass they exist oh BOY. they’re the type that slide up to you after class with a snack and a wink (don’t eat those cupcakes unless you WANT to embarrass yourself with those love potion-aftereffects). and a mating call?? 
  • and ofc, the slytherin fukbois, who are the bad boy type, the money throwin type, sugar daddies wanting to treat you in exchange for dates
  • what’s that, son? you want to know what makes them so special? well, I’m glad you asked:
  • they have a reputation for inspiring girls to study hexes to use in their everyday life, because NOTHING can keep them away
  • traumatizing owls. poor owls, seeing what they’re being ordered to send… the stuff in some of those fukboi letters, my goodness
  • you don’t want to get detention with these fellas. avoid detention with the slytherin and gryffindor fuckbois. they’ll fight while the ravenclaw fuckbois brag about their grades AS LOUD AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE whereas the hufflepuff fuckbois surround you with those yummy love-potion spiked cupcakes, dammit
  • madame pomfrey having to deal with teenagers who thought it would be a good idea to… modify themselves
  • “DO YOU KNOW THE DANGER OF USING ENLARGING CHARMS ON YOUR BODY?”
  • “witches… come get ya mans, he’s trying to sneak giggle water into professor mcgonagall’s drink again…”
  • UGH, JAMES, STOP!
  • AND MUGGLE-BORN WIZARDS WHO ARE FUKBOIS AHAHAHA
  • tricking poor pureblood girls into buying cellphones and giving their number… poor girl has no choice but to reply all summer because she can’t magic her phone into shutting up and doesn’t know how to block the git who keeps asking for nudes
  • slytherin fukbois who get you the whole honeydukes store
  • ravenclaws who let you cheat off of their exam papers
  • hufflepuffs who eventually stop trying to sneak love potion into your food and instead just soften up and do really cute things until you notice them… awwwwww
  • gryffindors who prank severus snape in your honor
  • QUIDDITCH FUCKBOIS WHO SHOW OFF FOR YOU
  • pick your take, ladies… they’re everywhere…

I can’t believe they’re dragging Claudia Stilinski out of the ground so that she can tell Lydia/Scott how to pronounce her father’s name so that they can know Stiles’ real name so that they can remember him. They’ll probably end up finding his birth certificate but the child’s name and information will be blank. However, if she’d had a boy, Claudia possibly would’ve wanted to name him after her father.

Also, I’d bet anything that it’s a choice between her saying the name and Stiles coming back or her not saying the name and she gets to stay. But she’s possibly a Shade (think Resurrection Stone from Harry Potter) who ultimately knows she doesn’t belong in “this world”.

Either way, Stiles will now kind of be responsible for his mother not existing.

What the fuck, Teen Wolf?

To Help #4

Here’s my baby Jumin in all his helping glory <3 I love this boy more than I can say <3No real mention of anything nsfw but there will most likely be a swear or two thrown around J

My sincerest apologies for the delay in posting this- I’m afraid with the holiday season work has me working a crazy number of shifts (in the next two weeks I’m working 12 days… so yeah… not much time to write) so my writing will slow down for the time being sorry :(

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Parseltongue!Drarry

Okay, I know Harry lost the ability to speak Parseltongue after he defeated Voldemort, but hear me out. Imagine Harry whispering sweet nothings in Parseltongue and just barely touching Draco’s ear with his lips, imagine this sending shivers down Draco’s spine and turning him on more than anything. Imagine Draco being eager to learn as much of the snake language as he can. Imagine after an intense and passionate kiss between the two of them Harry whispers something against Draco’s lips and the blonde boy says “What does that mean?” and Harry just looks deep into Draco’s eyes and says I love you in English and Draco smiles broadly while repeating what Harry had said moments ago in Parseltongue.

I had to get that out of my system, the Parseltongue kink is real over here