• Man Overboard: I miss my girlfriend.
  • The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.
  • Neck Deep: I hate my girlfriend even more.
  • New Found Glory: I miss my girlfriend, but I love my friends.
  • Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!: My girlfriend doesn't realize the importance of having friends.
  • Motion City Soundtrack: I miss my girlfriend so I'm gonna self-medicate by drinking this bottle of Jack Daniels...
  • State Champs: My girlfriend doesn't know a damn thing about me.
  • Four Year Strong: Who cares if I don't have a girlfriend? I'm gonna rise up and prevail anyway, also where's the pizza?
  • Green Day: I really fucking hate the government, so I dumped my girlfriend.
  • All Time Low: I've lost track of how many girlfriends I've had in the past year, also I'm covered in bras for some reason.
  • Real Friends: My girlfriend didn't appreciate my sleepy eyes and bony knees, so she dumped me.
  • Saves The Day: I wrote a 600 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
  • Say Anything: I wrote a 1200 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
  • Brand New: I wrote my masters thesis on why I miss my girlfriend and can never get over her.
  • Yellowcard: My girlfriend gave me PTSD.
  • Joyce Manor: My girlfriend left me because I didn't last that long in bed.
  • Tigers Jaw: Man, fuck having a girlfriend, what's the point?
  • Sum 41: I act as if I don't want a girlfriend, but I'm secretly very lonely and dislike being single.
  • The Wonder Years: I don't have a girlfriend, but I really hate my town.
  • A Day To Remember: I hate my girlfriend AND my town.
  • Blink-182: I fucked ur girlfriend in the ass, lol.
Must See 80's Movies

Beetlejuice (1988)
“I myself, am strange and unusual.”

The Breakfast Club (1985)
“Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.”
Can’t Buy Me Love (1987)
“I don’t care too much for money, money can’t buy me love.”
Dead Poets Society (1989)
“No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.”
Dirty Dancing (1987)
“Most of all, I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you.”
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
The Goonies (1985)
“This is our time.”
Heathers (1988)
“The extreme always seems to make an impression.”
The Karate Kid (1984)
“First learn stand, then learn fly.”
The Outsiders (1983)
“You just don’t stop living because you lose somebody.”
Pretty in Pink (1986)
“I live to like you, and I can’t like you anymore.”
Say Anything (1989)
“I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”
Sixteen Candles (1984)
“If this guy can’t see in you all the beautiful and wonderful things that I see, then he’s got the problem.”
Stand By Me (1986)
“This is my age. I’m in the prime of my youth, and I’ll only be young once.”

tbh Molly is probably my favorite ‘80s actress

The signs as romantic movies
  • Aries: 4 Weddings & A Funeral
  • Taurus: Say Anything
  • Gemini: Valentine's Day
  • Cancer: Something Borrowed
  • Leo: If I Stay
  • Virgo: Moonrise Kingdom
  • Libra: We Bought A Zoo
  • Scorpio: The Breakfast Club
  • Sagittarius: 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Capricorn: 500 Days of Summer
  • Aquarius: Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
  • Pisces: He's Just Not That Into You

Pretty In Pink (‘86)