saxophone talk

Thing that Happened in Band Today
  • Band Director: You all are my ponies, and I have led you to the water. YOU HAVE TO DRINK THE FREAKING WATER ON YOUR OWN!
  • *kids chuckle*
  • Band Director: That's how the saying goes, right? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't drown it or else everyone will get mad and you'll be fired.
  • *more chuckling*
  • Saxophone: *raises hand* I wanna drown it!
  • Everyone: *looking at the sax*
  • Band Director: ...Moving on.

what a great day to remember that the american education system continuously fucks over its students and then punishes them for it :)

The instruments during rehearsal
  • Flutes: KNOW the director can see them texting. Don't care.
  • Clarinets: trying to figure out how many sixteenth notes per phrase they can get away with NOT playing before the director notices
  • Oboes: sharing discouraged looks as they constantly fail to be in tune with each other
  • Piccolo: hyperventilating
  • Bassoons: "we represent sin/death/the devil. Fuck with us."
  • Bass clarinet: has actually dropped his instrument twice and has the wrong piece of music out on the stand.
  • Trumpets: playing so loud that everyone in front of them is going deaf. Complaining that the percussion is so loud they are deaf.
  • Saxophones: are talking audibly. Have switched shoes with each other. Have switched horns and music too. The director still hasn't noticed.
  • French horns: are quiet until one of them makes a pun. The director hears laughter and instantly scolds them for talking.
  • Trombones: only one of them has a pencil, and he has to get up and sharpen it during rehearsal.
  • Baritone: probably has head phones in. No one really knows.
  • Tuba: "I can play everything down the octave. I bet I can hold this pedal tone for 11 measures without the director noticing"
  • Percussion: "my part says to play cymbal and triangle but I'm only gonna play one of them."

Swedish chanteuse LÉON’s soulful enchanting pop song Tired Of Talking is a gorgeous infectious gem that I’ve been loving for over a year now. Her smoky voice and the song’s infectious melody evoke Seinabo Sey and Zella Day. It’s that jewel of a tune we get to re-visit today, but draped in some new electronic threads thanks to A-Trak and Cory Enemy. They give the track a very unique remix treatment. Saxophone is an instrument we’ve become accustomed to on deep tropical house jams, but this time around it’s paired with light and airy future tropical vibes. Tired Of Talking becomes a frisky light, playful animated sonic confection both full on sexy and teasing coquettish. A-Trak and Cory Enemy’s remix is available now from iTunes.

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georgieporgiepuddininpie  asked:

Ok for the soul eater au. I like the idea of Yaku being medusa but if he is then he would be a witch. I don't think its like this in Soul Eater but usually witches have familiars so what is Lev was Yaku's cat familiar (who could change to human form). Or what if Lev was another witch who spends a lot of time with Yaku. Or maybe Lev is the black shadow cat thing and maybe Yaku also has black blood. Idk I just have a lot of ideas about this...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)OH MAN ALL YOUR IDEAS ARE TOP NOTCH 10/10 OOH MY GOSH I’M SO EXCITED!!!
LIKE: 

SCENARIO ONE: LEV THE CAT FAMILIAR
He would surprise SO MANY PEOPLE when he transforms into his SUPER TALL HUMAN FORM wOWIE

SCENARIO TWO: LEV THE WITCH
BANZAI!!! Lev is the super ace is in the building!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SCENARIO THREE: LEV THE ???

2 METRE HALF-RUSSIAN KITTEN??

200 METRE HALF-RUSSIAN KITTEN
INCOMING CAT BOSS!!!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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hootigan  asked:

youR SOUL EATER!AU IS SO GREAT OMG <33 also i especiALLY LOVE THE BLACK BLOOD CHILD KENMA IDEA??? THE BEST Ok gettin g to the point now! i saw you drew a meister-weapon pair of tanaka and enno?? and i was wonder i n g if you could please do the other two ungrateful second years??? IF YOU CAN T THAT S OK AHAHahhhah a i just love them so much ahah thank goodby e / /rolls away

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THE BUZZ-CUT CLUB BOTH HAVE POLE ARM WEAPONS 

Narita and Kinoshita like to spar with Tanaka and Ennoshita for practice!! LMAO I CAN IMAGINE TANAKA GOING ALL: “WE’RE GONNA DEFEAT YOU TWO yEE!!”

And then Ennoshita with all his sass always retorts along the lines of not with your attitude Tanaka” and then Kinoshita and Ennoshita high-five and it’s all like “WOW hONESTLY WHO’S SIDE ARE YOU ON ENNOSHITA??”

The friendship between the ungrateful second years is just so beautiful
-wipe tears-

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