Thing that Happened in Band Today
- Band Director: You all are my ponies, and I have led you to the water. YOU HAVE TO DRINK THE FREAKING WATER ON YOUR OWN!
- *kids chuckle*
- Band Director: That's how the saying goes, right? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't drown it or else everyone will get mad and you'll be fired.
- *more chuckling*
- Saxophone: *raises hand* I wanna drown it!
- Everyone: *looking at the sax*
- Band Director: ...Moving on.