The Instruments As Noises They Make
  • piccolo:oh my god. STOP MAKING NOISES IT'S KILLING US
  • flutes:*competitive noises*
  • oboes:*apologetic noises*
  • clarinets:*weaboo noises*
  • bass clarinets:noises? why bother? no one will listen anyway.
  • alto saxophones:*hot person noises*
  • tenor saxophones:*existential crisis noises*
  • baritone saxophones:*inappropriate sexual noises*
  • trumpets:*various noises, all of them too loud*
  • horns:noises? are we sure they exist????
  • trombones:*eating-in-the-middle-of-band-class noises*
  • baritones:*confused noises*
  • tubas:attempt sneaky noises, give up, make fun of others
  • percussion:*sketchy noises*