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  • America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!

anonymous asked:

i get the impression that most of these white people using the "it's stereotypical to have an asian guy be a martial artist" argument really just don't want to see Asians be good at their own culture while having an actual personality beyond it. that's exactly why so many asian americans wanted Danny to be AA, but here we are.

Totally. None of them give a damn about negative stereotypes when it comes to Madame Gao and all her yellow peril followers. But then people are like Well what if this hero were Asian-American and suddenly they’re so concerned like WHOA NO NO YOU WOULDN’T WANT US TO STEREOTYPE YOU RIGHT??? LET US DO YOU THIS FAVOR AND NOT ALLOW YOU TO BE HEROES OR RECLAIM YOUR CULTURE IN A APPROPRATIVE STORY THANK GOD WE’RE HERE LOOKING OUT FOR YOU

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