The Signs as 2004 Films
  • Aries: Shrek 2
  • Taurus: A Cinderella Story
  • Gemini: Spider-Man 2
  • Cancer: Shark Tale
  • Leo: 13 Going on 30
  • Virgo: The Incredibles
  • Libra: Ella Enchanted
  • Scorpio: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Sagittarius: Anchorman
  • Capricorn: The Notebook
  • Aquarius: Saw
  • Pisces: Mean Girls
Oh noes! The saw is chasing the gang inside the pool!

Granted, I can’t explain to you

  1. How it’s remaining afloat
  2. How it’s going perfectly-straight with no control
  3. How a sawblade is giving it massive forward propulsion
  4. How the power cord we saw earlier is stretching for hundreds of feet

…but it is, probably because

Ted the Animator: “Carl… have you ever seen or used a saw before?”

Carl the Animator: “No, why?”

It just keeeeeeps going… getting closer and closer….

Oh noes twice! It’s right there! 

Cut to wide shot…

…and… uh…

…oh. Well, I guess it just teleported away.

That was convenient.