today is a sacred day, the day of our lord and saviour Mary Shelley’s birth: so, in celebration, i want you to think to yourself ‘WWMSD?’ (what would mary shelley do) and try to emulate her perfection. here are some ideas:
1) have a crisis about the god-like advances of modern science.
2) make out (or preferably, have sex) on a dead relatives grave.
3) or carry around your husbands head in a velvet bag.
4) create the sci-fi genre cause you were bored of listening to your husband and his boyfriend have sex.
5) be like, super goth. invent goth.