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"Elsa Shows That You Don't Need a Man to Save You!"
  • Merida:*does not get married at the end of her movie*
  • Mulan:*saves China and doesn't get married at the end of her movie*
  • Belle:*started out wanting to find a place where she belonged, fell in love with the Beast when he stopped being a jackass*
  • Tiana:*worked two jobs to get her restaurant and only fell in love with Naveen when he stopped being a jackass. She also saved herself while a frog*
  • Rapunzel:*saved Flynn's butt from the soldiers and doesn't get married until much later*
  • Ariel:*was interested in going to the surface before she met Eric and saved his ass twice*
  • In Short:Elsa is nothing special.
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The failed pilot for the Clerks sitcom is just terrible

Love or hate Clerks, Kevin’s Smith 1994 debut film, at least its low-key vulgarity and geeky soliloquies were filled with genuine slacker élan. The same cannot be said of the aborted 1995 Clerks television series, a hacky, nigh-unwatchable PG reconfiguration of the movie into a Saved By The Bell-esque sitcom. The pilot, which was supposedly passed on by Disney, found its way to the web earlier this year, and is to some degree a fascinating study in awfulness and adaptation gone awry.

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